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Quote: EllieJP @ September 28, 2007, 9:44 PM

I'm more of a blamonge!!

YOU'RE NOT FAT!!!!!

I can tell.

Until you need a crane to pull you out of bed, don't panic. Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. Remember that. You are only overweight if you weigh more that your doctor.

Or if you go into that "overweight" area on the age/weight/height chart. :)

Pfffff!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 28, 2007, 11:07 PM

YOU'RE NOT FAT!!!!!

I can tell.

She is - or at least her head is. She had to get a hat that exactly fitted the shape of it.

Not a very good pimp are you David. Sell Sell Sell!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 28, 2007, 11:07 PM

YOU'RE NOT FAT!!!!!

I just meant i taste nice! :) :$ But thanks! lol

Quote: David Chapman @ September 28, 2007, 11:36 PM

She is - or at least her head is. She had to get a hat that exactly fitted the shape of it.

David i told you that in confidence!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29, 2007, 7:49 AM

I just meant i taste nice! :) :$ But thanks! lol

I think the rest of us got it. Ruby just has some kind of weight obsession.

How does she know you're not fat anyway? Has she been perving on you in the shower?! :O

Well i did drill a hole through the wall for her...but she said she might as well put in a window.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29, 2007, 12:19 PM

Well i did drill a hole through the wall for her...but she said she might as well put in a window.

I bet that was a bit of a pane.

Boo!

Quote: Aaron @ September 28, 2007, 11:11 PM

Or if you go into that "overweight" area on the age/weight/height chart. :)

my mum is a nurse and ripped her BMI chart out of her diary-she says its absoulte rubbish :D

Not BMI. The other one. I can't remember what it's called, but it's not the BMI thing.

Quote: Aaron @ September 29, 2007, 10:54 AM

I think the rest of us got it. Ruby just has some kind of weight obsession.

How does she know you're not fat anyway? Has she been perving on you in the shower?! :O

Gotta get my kicks somehow.

I just hate it when people get paranoid over weight. The only time you have to worry is if you haven't left the house for two months and you are washing yourself with a hose and a large broom.

I know Ellie isn't fat cause she doesn't sound fat. Laughing out loud

She just sounds lovely!

I just hate stick people. Aside from the health implications, it's so unattractive and actually rather freakish.

But some people are naturally that thin.
Sometimes people manage to make them feel bad about it in their well meaning attempts to make sure that big people don't feel bad about being big.

Oh it's a complicated web. :)

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