British Comedy Guide

Comedy Showcase 2009 Page 6

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 6 2009, 11:01 PM GMT

I just wish I had your foresight Martin.

Here's what you missed -

Spkey Haired Bloke: I need to come up with a book, show me your vagina.

Woman in Glasses: No. My vagina is really hairy.

Ricky Gervais Rip Off: I like vaginas. But not my wife's vaginas, other women's vaginas.

Lesbian Type Woman: My vagina is like a lobster pot.

Genius.

I guess you had to be there. Errr

Quote: Martin H @ November 6 2009, 11:06 PM GMT

Equally offensive and unfunny.

Well I can forgive you on that one then! ;)

Quote: Aaron @ November 6 2009, 11:05 PM GMT

Negros. Spastic. Target. Google.

Well why didn't you say so before, somebody saying Google on telly is hilarious. Google.

Double genius.

Unimpressed

(Not actual quoting from show)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 6 2009, 11:07 PM GMT

Well why didn't you say so before, somebody saying Google on telly is hilarious. Google.

Double genius.

Unimpressed

F**k's sake Renegade.
Did you take a double dose of obnoxious pills today. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 11:04 PM GMT

Ah. But I never got Green Wing.

Don't think there was much to 'get' was there? The characters were unlikable and unfunny in that too? Better stop though, I know Green Wing has quite a fanbase on this forum.

:)

Quote: Martin H @ November 6 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

Don't think there was much to 'get' was there? The characters were unlikable and unfunny in that too?

:O

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 11:08 PM GMT

F**k's sake Renegade.
Did you take a double dose of obnoxious pills today. :)

Ahem, the 'My vagina is like a lobster pot' is an actual quote from the show, I think you'll find.

So vagina.

Quote: Aaron @ November 6 2009, 11:07 PM GMT

Well I can forgive you on that one then! ;)

Thanks. :D

I'm not coming at this from a "You can't say that - censor that man!" perspective. I think comedy can be about any topic, no matter how dark and offensive, but if you want to create that style of comedy you have to be smart with it, make a point or at the very basic level, at least be funny.

Vagina off!
You Google!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 6 2009, 11:10 PM GMT

Ahem, the 'My vagina is like a lobster pot' is an actual quote from the show, I think you'll find.

I don't quite get it.

Something about - once something goes in, it doesn't come out.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 11:11 PM GMT

Vagina off!
You Google!

Careful zooo, you might get done for plagiarism by the top notch writers of 'Campus'.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 11:13 PM GMT

Something about - once something goes in, it doesn't come out.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 11:13 PM GMT

Something about - once something goes in, it doesn't come out.

Right. She's going to get Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 11:14 PM GMT

Right. She's going to get Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Maybe that's in episode 2.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 11:14 PM GMT

Right. She's going to get Toxic Shock Syndrome.

:D

(Has a relatively high mortality rate that, as well. :()

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