I have asked santa for a china tea set. Shouldn't be to hard surely?
What do you want for Christmas? Page 10
I have asked Santa for an apology for promoting world capitalism.
And an Optimus Prime Transexual doll.
I just want my wife to actually take some time to get me something. I'm ultimately paying for it myself but even though she has access to funds I don't seem to get anything. I remember last year she made a last minute request for some perfume which I duly bought (despite her having loads already) but I got pretty much sod all.
If I hadn't deliberately got myself some stuff I would've been seriously pissed off. I didn't even get a card for our 10th wedding anniversary. How shit is that?
Every year a mysterious nobody needs a present so I have to find money to get it despite thinking I've paid for everything and I go without. Not this year. 
Quote: Tuumble @ November 5 2009, 4:48 PM GMTI just want my wife to actually take some time to get me something. I'm ultimately paying for it myself but even though she has access to funds I don't seem to get anything. I remember last year she made a last minute request for some perfume which I duly bought but I got pretty much sod all.
If I hadn't deliberately got myself some stuff I would've been seriously pissed off. I didn't even get a card for our 10th wedding anniversary. How shit is that?
Every year a mysterious nobody needs a present so I have to find money to get it despite thinking I've paid for everything and I go without. Not this year.
We're with you buddy
Quote: Tuumble @ November 5 2009, 4:48 PM GMTI just want my wife to actually take some time to get me something. I'm ultimately paying for it myself but even though she has access to funds I don't seem to get anything. I remember last year she made a last minute request for some perfume which I duly bought (despite her having loads already) but I got pretty much sod all.
If I hadn't deliberately got myself some stuff I would've been seriously pissed off. I didn't even get a card for our 10th wedding anniversary. How shit is that?
Every year a mysterious nobody needs a present so I have to find money to get it despite thinking I've paid for everything and I go without. Not this year.
Chapter 234,578,299 in the ongoing saga "Tumble down." the story of BCGs most persistently unfortunate poster.
Next week the council makes Tumble share his bed with an assylum seeking, monkey with space AIDs. His wife is unsupportive.
Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2009, 4:51 PM GMTChapter 234,578,299 in the ongoing saga "Tumble down." the story of BCGs most persistently unfortunate poster.
Next week the council makes Tumble share his bed with an assylum seeking, monkey with space AIDs. His wife is unsupportive.
You haven't heard the half of it! 
I love her really but still... 
What's the one thing that men want, that costs nothing, nothing at all. Ask for that.
Quote: Tuumble @ November 5 2009, 4:48 PM GMTI just want my wife to actually take some time to get me something. I'm ultimately paying for it myself but even though she has access to funds I don't seem to get anything. I remember last year she made a last minute request for some perfume which I duly bought (despite her having loads already) but I got pretty much sod all.
If I hadn't deliberately got myself some stuff I would've been seriously pissed off. I didn't even get a card for our 10th wedding anniversary. How shit is that?
Every year a mysterious nobody needs a present so I have to find money to get it despite thinking I've paid for everything and I go without. Not this year.
Have you mentioned this to her? Maybe she feels funny buying you something because it is 'your' money. Maybe she doesn't know what to get you. Give her a list this year. 
We don't do anniversary cards in our house, but I sometimes receive a present. Mostly we do something together. We never do Valentines. I think I was in hospital on our 10th anniversary and not in a very good mood.
Quote: Leevil @ November 5 2009, 4:57 PM GMTWhat's the one thing that men want, that costs nothing, nothing at all. Ask for that.
A stolen Ferarri?
Quote: Leevil @ November 5 2009, 4:57 PM GMTWhat's the one thing that men want, that costs nothing, nothing at all. Ask for that.
I don't think it would be very diplomatic for Tuumble to hand his Missus a note with the words: Shut your frikkin' trap for 5 seconds will ya?
Oh unless you mean anal sex? Not very Christmass-y, but sure, why not?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 8:35 PM GMTI don't think it would be very diplomatic for Tuumble to hand his Missus a note with the words: Shut your frikkin' trap for 5 seconds will ya?
Oh unless you mean anal sex? Not very Christmass-y, but sure, why not?
I hate anal sex. Who cares if the sheets a bit crumpled.
Quote: Moonstone @ November 5 2009, 8:39 PM GMTI hate anal sex. Who cares if the sheets a bit crumpled.
You're not going on about shagging Aaron again are you? 
Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2009, 4:51 PM GMTNext week the council makes Tumble share his bed with an assylum seeking, monkey with space AIDs. His wife is unsupportive.
Why is this making me laugh so much?
Why did Lois Lane think Superman was dyslexic?
He kept having Lana sex.
I want a little chinese man to be my butler for the Christmas week, just follow me around, make me food, wash me, dry me and clothe me, watch t.v together, watch films and eat takewaways. Then at the end of the week, he would cry because he was so upset to be leaving my services, as his wife picks him up outside the house in an old ford escort, and he's crying as he gets into the car with his plastic bag of dirty pants and socks.
Quote: Scottidog @ November 5 2009, 8:50 PM GMTI want a little chinese man to be my butler for the Christmas week, just follow me around, make me food, wash me, dry me and clothe me, watch t.v together, watch films and eat takewaways. Then at the end of the week, he would cry because he was so upset to be leaving my services, as his wife picks him up outside the house in an old ford escort, and he's crying as he gets into the car with his plastic bag of dirty pants and socks.
What about some nice book tokens instead?