An incense filled room , a small alter with a cross, a priest saying mass before a man and a woman on their knees in seventeen century dress
The Priest crosses himself.
Priest : Spirtu Santi.
The doors burst open and a servant appears looking panicked.
Servant : Quick Master . We've been betrayed. They're here.
The man leaps up. The woman looks horrified.
Man : Father! Come quick. The priest hole.
The Man turns and gather up the cross and sacraments form the alter. He turns to see the priest with his cassock above his head, bent over with his arse pointing towards the door.
Priest : But! Surely one look at this and they'll know I'm a priest?
