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I was born with very huge feet. The nurses named me Kermit. Random Roo fact.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

I was born with very huge feet. The nurses named me Kermit.

Better than Sasquatch, I suppose.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

I was born with very huge feet. The nurses named me Kermit. Random Roo fact.

I was born with a really big head - not physically, I was just a very pompous baby.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

I was born with very huge feet. The nurses named me Kermit. Random Roo fact.

My eldest brother was nicknamed muppet because of his long hands. We all have them in our family. I was 'little muppet'.

My feet are still big but I have grown into them a bit more. I was never able to wear children's shoes past the age of five. I even once had bigger feet that my music teacher. She was size 4, I was size 5. I was 7 years old.

My current size is 8 - 8 and a half.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:37 PM GMT

My current size is 8 - 8 and a half.

You know what they about women with big feet? 'Hello, hello, hello? Is there an echo in here?'

Seriously, it is frightening the way people can get hung up over the size of their feet - both men and women.

As long as your not buying your high heels from a Transvestite catalogue then you're okay - both men and women.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2009, 3:37 PM GMT

Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2009, 3:37 PM GMT

You lost it? Or you can't find it to buy?

Lost. No idea where it is.

Christ, there's some annoying young people in the office now! Although one is a relatively hoy young girl! Why oh why am I tempted like this week after week?

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

Christ, there's some annoying young people in the office now! Although one is a relatively hoy young girl! Why oh why am I tempted like this week after week?

Because you're full of poisonous testosterone. You evil, horrible man.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

Because you're full of poisonous testosterone.

It's okay, I've just drained some off.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 4 2009, 11:24 PM GMT

I met Sootyj tonight. Was very nice, though somewhat brief.

I've heard that about him.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

Why oh why am I tempted like this week after week?

(God's treatment of Job was mild by comparison no doubt.)

That's Chip! :D

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

Christ, there's some annoying young people in the office now! Although one is a relatively hoy young girl! Why oh why am I tempted like this week after week?

That's Chip! :D

Quote: Moonstone @ November 5 2009, 12:03 AM GMT

I managed to get lost and had to ask directions - in a city I've lived in for 2 fecking years now :$

But you choose to live there, so you have to be quite simple!

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:50 PM GMT

It's okay, I've just drained some off.

How, did you throw up or have a poo? (I didn't say where you full of poisonous testosterone!)

Zing-a-ding-ding!

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