British Comedy Guide

What do you want for Christmas? Page 9

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

Sportsmen and women have short-lived careers which they often parlay into something longer. In this life, you use what you've got.

But sport is also a passion. Long, long ago I was offered glamour modelling work. I wisely turned it down and I'm glad I did.

Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

HAHA.
I am funny again.

Okaaaay... mild, isn't it? Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

So when are you lot buying a brain?

HAHA.
I am funny again.

You go girl!

*chants from the audience "Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"*

Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

So when are you lot buying a brain?

HAHA.
I am funny again.

That was pretty funny. *pats zooo on the head*

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 2:43 PM GMT

That's a perfect start to being a "girl" though, Ellie, you "don't compute". Now forget about all this complicated "learning" stuff and just go and eat some chocolate, read Heat and buy half and tonne of scented candles and a pair of fluffy slippers. You'll be well on your way! ;) Lovey

I'm a rugby playing, sport watching, game playing girl who enjoys the odd bit of pampering. :)

And yes, my fun-bags don't need enhancing thanks.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

Okaaaay... mild, isn't it? Whistling nnocently

No, that was hilarious stuff, that.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

But sport is also a passion. Long, long ago I was offered glamour modelling work. I wisely turned it down and I'm glad I did.

Fair enough. But don't sneer at women who make that choice. An awful lot are exploited, but some can make it work for them. And not everybody can be doctors and nurses and rocket scientists.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

Did she also have a photograph (in her Tardis-like girly bag) of everyone she had ever met in her entire life?

Yes. She would also lose stuff on regular occassions. I would say 'it's in your bag'. She would then swear blind that it's not in her bag, make me tear the flat apart, go outside and look and then search the internet for where she could quickly buy whatever the vital component to her life was missing at the time.

Then she would look in her bag a second time and instantly find it.

Lovey

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:49 PM GMT

Fair enough. But don't sneer at women who make that choice. An awful lot are exploited, but some can make it work for them. And not everybody can be doctors and nurses and rocket scientists.

Well I'm not any of them things. It's just a sad way to get attention and is seen as a stepping stone to another creative career or to marry a footballer. So yes, I can sneer at women who make that choice. :)

What do you think of male models? Especially ones who've had pectoral implants and shave their chests and wear fake tan. Do you think they're probably very vain and a bit thick?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:51 PM GMT

So yes, I can sneer at women who make that choice. :)

Great thing, sisterhood. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

Great thing, sisterhood. ;)

Tis. Women who choose this sort of career path are opting out IMO.

Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

What do you think of male models? Especially ones who've had pectoral implants and shave their chests and wear fake tan. Do you think they're probably very vain and a bit thick?

No. They're all gay, but so what? :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 11:07 AM GMT

There was a comedy driver the other morning giving out comedy announcements and had commuters actually laughing.

I like it when they do that. It is most heart-warming.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:09 PM GMT

I can't believe the mere fact I ask about dating Renegade Carpark has started yet another rather boring and pointless debate about his sexiness. Am I the only person who is starting to feel this whole battle of the sexes bullpoo that has been going on in this forum is sounding like a broken record? He is all starting to get so mind numblingly SEXY. Everytime I read one of his trenchant posts he is so bitching appealling to men or women, making them doing this and that to each other. My God, I love you all but please just stop being so hot, like a cross between Fabio and Jim Davidson I for one have really had enough of coming my hair is falling out over silly stuff. I am personally starting to find the whole thing aimed at ether party getting very pathetic. I'm sorry if I am coming across as harsh but asking nicely has got me no where. I am a girl and I am a messed up stereotype, when ever he writes up the foreigns. I am sure the guys are not exactly grateful when it's aimed the other way, but hell he is insatiable. There is joking and having a laugh and there is dragging it out when it's long dead.

That was a Roo Rant.

Beats pointless arguments over racism.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 1:53 PM GMT

Yes, I remember talking to a girl in the pub about her pink Prada phone - apparently after careful consideration and weighing up the pros and cons of all available handsets in the mobile phone market - she chose the phone because it was pink and had the words Prada written on it.

Girl Power. :(

Pretty much all the women I know are better and more sensible with money then men. Waste less save more, so what if some women prefer pink? Is it any less daft than wearing football shirts, black and enjoying books by Andy McNabb called "Operation Arab kill."

Or endless documentaries on the Second World War.

C'mon we're all shitting in the street, only some of us are pointing and shouting about it.

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