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What do you want for Christmas? Page 8

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:35 PM GMT

Yet you think that to have large pendulous breasts is to be stupid.

To pay for them and deliberately choose them is. Cool

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:36 PM GMT

To pay for them and deliberately choose them is. Cool

Not if it enhances their earning potential.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:37 PM GMT

Not if it enhances their earning potential.

Really? It's pretty silly to build a career on something so short-lived unless you can't do anything better.

I really need to learn about this "girl" stuff... because I don't compute.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 2:41 PM GMT

I really need to learn about this "girl" stuff... because I don't compute.

That's a perfect start to being a "girl" though, Ellie, you "don't compute". Now forget about all this complicated "learning" stuff and just go and eat some chocolate, read Heat and buy half and tonne of scented candles and a pair of fluffy slippers. You'll be well on your way! ;) Lovey

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 2:41 PM GMT

I really need to learn about this "girl" stuff... because I don't compute.

Geezer Bird!

Don't worry Ellie, I don't anyone could confuse you of being anything but feminine.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 2:41 PM GMT

I really need to learn about this "girl" stuff... because I don't compute.

PayPal fundraiser to buy EJP a boob job?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

Really? It's pretty silly to build a career on something so short-lived unless you can't do anything better.

Sportsmen and women have short-lived careers which they often parlay into something longer. In this life, you use what you've got.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 2:43 PM GMT

That's a perfect start to being a "girl" though, Ellie, you "don't compute". Now just go and eat some chocolate, read Heat and buy half and tonne of scented candles and a pair of fluffy slippers and you'll be well on your way. Lovey

Did you know my ex?

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

PayPal fundraiser to buy EJP a boob job?

Ellie don't need no boob job. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

Sportsmen and women have short-lived careers which they often parlay into something longer. In this life, you use what you've got.

Or buy what you haven't got?

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

PayPal fundraiser to buy EJP a boob job?

Now that is a total waste of money. Ellie's fun bags are supremely self evident.

Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 2:45 PM GMT

Or buy what you haven't got?

Exactomundo!

So when are you lot buying a brain?

HAHA.
I am funny again.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

Did you know my ex?

Did she also have a photograph (in her Tardis-like girly bag) of everyone she had ever met in her entire life?

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