Maybe there should be a ban on taking photos at the next one?
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Let people take photos, just ban appearing in photos.
I suggest that anyone who wants to take photos should have to smear Vaseline over their lens (to create a soft focus effect). And over themselves. And Ellie, naturally.
Smear vaseline over myself? Nice
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 12:54 PM GMTSmear vaseline over myself? Nice
It can make your face hairy apparently. Well, that's what Marilyn Monroe's make-up artist claimed.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 12:57 PM GMTIt can make your face hairy apparently. Well, that's what Marilyn Monroe's make-up artist claimed.
Why would I want a hairy face?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 12:57 PM GMTWhy would I want a hairy face?
I mean don't use it on your face. Although the hairs on Monroe's face captured the light and gave her face a glow apparently.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMTI mean don't use it on your face. Although the hairs on Monroe's face captured the light and gave her face a glow apparently.
Hmmmm... not eating (anorexia) also makes your face hairy, but you won't have the curves of Miss Monroe.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 12:27 PM GMTMaybe there should be a ban on taking photos at the next one?
Or how about people who are going to complain or whinge about it later, should actually just politely say no to getting their photo taken? Or is that just silly? Heh.
Just put it on your eyes. All the benefits of soft focus without the hairy face.
Maybe they could wear coats over their heads, paedo style?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 5 2009, 1:16 PM GMTOr how about people who are going to complain or whinge about it later, should actually just politely say no to getting their photo taken? Or is that just silly? Heh.
Good point, but I don't think people give you that choice. Personally I don't care, but it seems to cause loads of headaches!
Quote: scratchyr @ November 5 2009, 1:17 PM GMTJust put it on your eyes. All the benefits of soft focus without the hairy face.
That's what everything looks like to me without my specs or contacts anyway. I think everyone looks great.
Think I'll just pixelate my face before hand.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 5 2009, 1:16 PM GMTOr how about people who are going to complain or whinge about it later, should actually just politely say no to getting their photo taken? Or is that just silly? Heh.
Well yes that would work, if people would only politely ask if they can take your picture before they take it!
Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 1:58 PM GMTWell yes that would work, if people would only politely ask if they can take your picture before they take it!
Smartest thing said in this thread so far.