Good news today!

Because sometimes you have to celebrate when things go right.

http://www.kashmirlive.com/story/Bear-kills-two-militants-in-Valley-hideout/537075.html

Bears join the side of freedom and justice in the war on terror. Don't fear our hellfire missiles Binladen? Wait till Paddingtons waiting for you in your cave with a brick in a sock.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8343275.stm

Boris Johnson beats several muggers unconcious using Batman like skills. Hooray a mayor willing to deal out punishment. Can we buy him a black stealth bike, a mask and maybe a Boris signal?

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2009, 6:28 PM GMT

Boris Johnson beats several muggers unconcious using Batman like skills.

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12-year-old girls, weren't they?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 4 2009, 6:31 PM GMT

12-year-old girls, weren't they?

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Armed with a steel band apparently you cynic.

The woman Boris saved from the muggers fronts a climate change group.

So his reward for saving the damsel in distress was getting a nagging earful of her single issue green nonsense.

Man, bitches gotta shut up.

She was very grateful, it said so in The Sun.

I expect to see the Boris signal palying over London's night sky tomorrow.

Maybe Ken Livingstone could be his Joker or something? And Dave Cameron could be the Comissioner Gordon. Brown of course would be Dare Devil.

Is no one interested in terrorists being eatern by bears?

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Is no one interested in terrorists being eatern by bears?

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Terrorists, annoying climate change fanatics, politicians - yeah, I'm down with that.

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Is no one interested in terrorists being eatern by bears?

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Were they dancing bears? Because if they could moonwalk I'd be more interested.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 4 2009, 6:53 PM GMT

Were they dancing bears? Because if they could moonwalk I'd be more interested.

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And they have to wear the little hats and vests like circus bears do. That would help immensely.

Yeah, they have to wear a fez.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article6886941.ece

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

She was very grateful, it said so in The Sun.

I expect to see the Boris signal palying over London's night sky tomorrow.

Maybe Ken Livingstone could be his Joker or something? And Dave Cameron could be the Comissioner Gordon. Brown of course would be Dare Devil.

Is no one interested in terrorists being eatern by bears?

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*Waits for sketches in critque*

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 4 2009, 6:56 PM GMT

And they have to wear the little hats and vests like circus bears do. That would help immensely.

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Nope just bad ass Indian bears.

God you people are so fickle, I'd pay to watch a bear eat a terrorist far more willingly then wear some stupid hat!

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

I expect to see the Boris signal palying over London's night sky tomorrow.

Maybe Ken Livingstone could be his Joker or something?

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--- and Trevor Phillips his Ace Of Spades?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8349267.stm

Hooray communism has won in America!

Comrade Obama has forced the decadent, capitalist masses to accept socialised medicine.

Quote: sootyj @ November 8 2009, 6:11 PM GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8349267.stm

Hooray communism has won in America!

Comrade Obama has forced the decadent, capitalist masses to accept socialised medicine.

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Not so fast. It still has to make it through the Senate after limping through the House after being eviscerated to please fiscally concerned moderate Democrats. The American public is still strongly against the plan, so a lot of Senators are worried about their jobs and will turn against it.

$15,000 fines and jail time if you choose not to purchase insurance - what a great idea!