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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 29

Quote: Chappers @ October 30 2009, 1:02 AM BST

You seem to know an unhealthy amount about guns.

I have a working knowledge and healthy respect for them. I wish I could be normal and talk at length about Windows 7, Strictly Come Dancing or Doctor Who, but I guess I'm abnormal. Whistling nnocently

You're not abnormal, you're "special", RC. Whistling nnocently

Quote: DaButt @ October 30 2009, 1:03 AM BST

Wanna drink some beer and score with some women via superior firepower?

Sounds like a deal DaButt, we'll fire up the barbeque, shoot a few rounds and then have a few beers.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 30 2009, 1:32 AM BST

You're "special", RC. Whistling nnocently

You won't say that when the zombies attack, then it'll be 'RC help us! We're liberals - we can't shoot, hunt or fend for ourselves!'

Obviously, if we get attacked by undead homosexual theatre critics, then I'll let you guys take over.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 30 2009, 1:34 AM BST

if we get attacked by undead homosexual theatre critics

You've really got to confront this fear of gay zombie theatre critics some time. I suggest I take you to a preview performance of the new West End production of Rent (A Ghost).

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 30 2009, 1:37 AM BST

You've really got to confront this fear of gay zombie theatre critics some time. I suggest I take you to a preview performance of the new West End production of Rent (A Ghost).

Cue sound of sad tromboning.

Quote: Badge @ October 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

Cue sound of sad tromboning.

Ooh, get her! Pleased

Ooh hall-o Mrs Badge! Wave ( Unimpressed )

DaButt, let us know when you're coming over next year and we'll try and sort a meet up for around then. It would be lovely to meet you and buy you a drink back! :)

Are newbies allowed to come along?

It's in a public place, so yeah and I'm sure you'll be welcomed.

Quote: scratchyr @ November 4 2009, 4:42 PM GMT

Are newbies allowed to come along?

Of course you can scratchyr, let me know if it's a definite and I'll add you to the list.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 4 2009, 6:07 PM GMT

Of course you can scratchyr, let me know if it's a definite and I'll add you to the list.

Initiaition rites?

Count me in then. Rites and all. although I should warn you that when I get drunk I..., oh never mind you'll see for yourselves.

Quote: scratchyr @ November 4 2009, 8:55 PM GMT

Count me in then. Rites and all. although I should warn you that when I get drunk I..., oh never mind you'll see for yourselves.

Your name has been emblazoned in fire on the side of history's golden Phoenix. Etc.

I thought when you had to recite the ancient rites of BCG, whilst members pelted you with fork handles and garlic bread, or was that just for me?

Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2009, 11:24 AM GMT

I thought when you had to recite the ancient rites of BCG, whilst members pelted you with fork handles and garlic bread, or was that just for me?

For some reason, you insisted on it...and the maids outfit. Huh?

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