Quote: don rushmore @ November 3 2009, 3:00 PM GMTFlowers have just been sent to:
Dolly Dagger (height unknown
)
Most attractive girl on The BCG
Somewhere in London
...Hope you like them.
I think the postie's nicked them. 
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Quote: don rushmore @ November 3 2009, 2:37 PM GMTBy way of thanks: I'd like to buy Bill a pint, and I'd like to give Dolly...well, I'm sure she can probably guess.
*drops obligatory STD joke in thread and runs away*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 3:35 PM GMT*drops one in thread and runs away*
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!
Jeezus RC! See a doctor! 
Quote: don rushmore @ November 3 2009, 2:37 PM GMTWell, cheers again to Bill and Dolly. I've certainly learnt something new.
By way of thanks: I'd like to buy Bill a pint, and I'd like to give Dolly...well, I'm sure she can probably guess.
What about me? Where is my pint?
Quote: Gavin @ November 3 2009, 3:41 PM GMT
Quote: Gavin @ November 3 2009, 3:41 PM GMT
I'll happily buy you one when that pilot of yours is finished.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 3 2009, 3:40 PM GMTJeezus RC! See a doctor!
Oi Tim?! Can you smell the vodka and KFC in my pumps? Is that a good or bad thing?
And why do I suddenly want to go to the pub and eat friend chicken?
Quote: don rushmore @ November 3 2009, 3:43 PM GMTI'll happily buy you one when that pilot of yours is finished.
You're on, plus no lame excuse like "Hell has frozen over" or any thing like that 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 3 2009, 3:43 PM GMT
Ta luvvie.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 3:43 PM GMTAnd why do I suddenly want to go to the pub and eat friend chicken?
Friend chicken sounds sinister.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 3:50 PM GMTFriend chicken sounds sinister.
Damn my Freudian / Lector-ish slip!
Quote: don rushmore @ November 3 2009, 2:37 PM GMTWell, cheers again to Bill and Dolly. I've certainly learnt something new.
By way of thanks: I'd like to buy Bill a pint, and I'd like to give Dolly...well, I'm sure she can probably guess.
In an unbreakable 'glass' ? 
Robyn is just having one of those weeks.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 3 2009, 4:57 PM GMTRobyn is just having one of those weeks.
But it's bonfire night sooooooon! \O/
Someone had tried to ring me but I am not ringing the number back because it one I don't recognise!
I don't answer strange numbers. I have my reasons.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 3 2009, 5:04 PM GMTSomeone had tried to ring me but I am not ringing the number back because it one I don't recognise!
I don't answer strange numbers. I have my reasons.
Bailiffs
Well it normally is with me.