British Comedy Guide

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 12:52 PM GMT

That's why I come here, to be amongst 'the funny people'.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Oh, you meant it. :|

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 12:56 PM GMT

It would be mixed company though. I've never done a 'girls night' in or out.

I know it's mixed company, but I have yet to meet a bloke who says 'Ooh, let's throw a dinner party, we could theme it.' (And when I say bloke, I mean a bloke, not that bizarre collection of man-bags you hang out with Dolly)

Quote: Gavin @ November 3 2009, 12:56 PM GMT

What time are they due in?

Soon I hope, the unfunny losers I'm conversing with now am rubbish.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 1:00 PM GMT

I know it's mixed company, but I have yet to meet a bloke who says 'Ooh, let's throw a dinner party, we could theme it.' (

Really - not even a barbecue??????

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 1:00 PM GMT

(And when I say bloke, I mean a bloke, not that bizarre collection of man-bags you hang out with Dolly)

Is that homophobic or a reference to Mr Dagger? :O

Quote: Marc P @ November 3 2009, 1:01 PM GMT

Really - not even a barbecue??????

That's not a dinner party Marc, that's an all day orgy of booze and burnt meat - like Vikings and shit.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 1:04 PM GMT

Is that homophobic or a reference to Mr Dagger? :O

Slighty homophobic but also aimed at the henpecked spouses of your feminist coven. ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 1:05 PM GMT

That's not a dinner party Marc, that's an all day orgy of booze and burnt meat - like Vikings and shit.

Sounds like one of my dinner parties :)

Quote: Marc P @ November 3 2009, 1:06 PM GMT

Sounds like one of my dinner parties :)

But without the leather chaps. :D

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 1:05 PM GMT


Slighty homophobic but also aimed at the henpecked spouses of your feminist coven. ;)

If only you knew.... ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 1:08 PM GMT

If only you knew.... ;)

DOLLY: My husband's not henpecked, are you dear?

MR. DOLLY: No dear.

DOLLY: Speak up Mr. Dolly, you're always mumbling, try to be more assertive.

MR. DOLLY: Sorry dear, I am not henpecked, is that okay sweetness?

I'm only joking of course, I'm sure Mr. Dagger is his own man.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 1:12 PM GMT

I'm only joking of course, I'm sure Mr. Dagger is his own man.

Nope, he's my property and that how it should be. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 1:28 PM GMT

Nope, he's my property and that how it should be. :)

He's hot property aye Dolly?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 3 2009, 1:50 PM GMT

He's hot property aye Dolly?

:D. He's not bad for an oldie.

Got a guide to how to brew Kombucha. Despite not really being a drinker I am tempted to do it but the guide is an American one. Where can I get a SCOBY in the UK?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 3 2009, 4:38 PM GMT

Where can I get a SCOBY in the UK?

I hear he's a fan of snacks...

Does he brew and drink his own fruity beer? That may be why he talks funny.

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