Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 7:24 PM GMTYou're such a tease...
Well done on the dog, Scotti. What breed you going for?
Who cares he dodged a bullet. Well done mate a cunning move with the pet.
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Quote: Scottidog @ November 2 2009, 7:23 PM GMTScott has been given an ultimatum.
Marriage or kids...
I suggested a dog. We're settling with dog, for now. She said so you're happy to clean shit up off the floor?...I said, 'Yes, definitely Yes!'
Just have to find room for the dog now, amongst the cat, parrot, lizard, snake, owl, crickets and chicken.
If she is freaked about cleaning up poo, don't go for kids.
Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 7:24 PM GMTYou're such a tease...
Well done on the dog, Scotti. What breed you going for?
Miniature Schnauzer. A friend of ours has one and he's great, also like the lakeland terrior's.
Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 7:26 PM GMTWho cares he dodged a bullet. Well done mate a cunning move with the pet.
Quote: Scottidog @ November 2 2009, 7:23 PM GMTScott has been given an ultimatum.
Marriage or kids...
Back in the old days it was just prison or the army. 
My advice if ever put in ulitmatum-ville, choose the marriage option as you can drag out the engagement for a long, long time and only your other half has to wear the dreaded ring of unavailability.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2009, 7:26 PM GMTIf she is freaked about cleaning up poo, don't go for kids.
Off the floor!!
Quote: Scottidog @ November 2 2009, 7:23 PM GMTJust have to find room for the dog now, amongst the cat, parrot, lizard, snake, owl, crickets and chicken.
Surely the crickets go in the lizard, the lizard goes in the snake, the parrot goes in the cat, the cat goes in the snake and the snake goes in the dog? Oh, and you have the chicken and owl for your dinner?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 7:28 PM GMTBack in the old days it was just prison or the army.
My advice if ever put in ulitmatum-ville, choose the marriage option as you can drag out the engagement for a long, long time and only your other half has to wear the dreaded ring of unavailability.
Pet first though.
Then the 4 year engagement.
Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 7:24 PM GMTYou're such a tease...
*Loses power of speech second time this week*
Behave. I don't want Matt jealous and threating me with a stick.
Quote: Scottidog @ November 2 2009, 7:28 PM GMTOff the floor!!
Again, don't go for kids! 
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 7:29 PM GMTSurely the crickets go in the lizard, the lizard goes in the snake, the parrot goes in the cat, the cat goes in the snake and the snake goes in the dog?
Bloody carnage I know, it will be a sacrificial domino's when we get the dog.
Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 7:29 PM GMTPet first though.
Then the 4 year engagement.
Then choose a manly dog, in case you split up and you get custody.
Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 7:29 PM GMTPet first though.
Then the 4 year engagement.
I'll probably hold out on the engagement thing then, good idea. What is the longest a man has ever made a woman wait, death? that would be pushing it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 7:30 PM GMTThen choose a manly dog, in case you split up and you get custody.
If you get custody, you should rename it Rhubarb!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 7:30 PM GMTThen choose a manly dog, in case you split up and you get custody.
Nice, a Rottweiler in a cage and me with a pointy stick and bacon juice all over my genitals?
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 7:31 PM GMTIf you get custody, you should rename it Rhubarb!
>_<
Quote: Scottidog @ November 2 2009, 7:31 PM GMTI'll probably hold out on the engagement thing then, good idea. What is the longest a man has ever made a woman wait, death? that would be pushing it.
Has she been waiting a particularly long time for a ring?