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Based on the number of negative comments towards my ideal society and the number of positive comments about keeping things the way they are, I have come to the conclusion that I'm wasting my time.

Therefore, I will now dedicate my life to becoming a Bond villain and starting my own meritocracy in a warmer part of the world...or more likely, inside my own head.

Of course, immigration will be incredibly strict, so none of you can come. Nah, nah, ner, nah, nah. :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:08 PM GMT

Therefore, I will now dedicate my life to becoming a Bond villain and starting my own meritocracy in a warmer part of the world...or more likely, inside my own head.

You could try Second Life, if you can stand all the furries.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:08 PM GMT

Therefore, I will now dedicate my life to becoming a beautiful fairy princess who lives in a marshmellow palace and rides ponies and spends all day stoking her long beautiful hair and being bummed by boy bands.

*Salutes again*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2009, 5:12 PM GMT

*Salutes again*

Enjoy standing in the rain for your packed late bus to take you to a job which you hate to serve a boss who got his position because he's a mate of the owner.

You had your chance to live in a new golden age and like the ungrateful chav swine that you are, you were too lazy to contribute.

Now get back before I unleash my Morlocs.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:18 PM GMT

Enjoy standing in the rain for your packed late bus to take you to a job which you hate to serve a boss who got his position because he's a mate of the owner.

You had your chance to live in a new golden age and like the ungrateful chav swine that you are, you were too lazy to contribute.

Now get back before I unleash my Morlocs.

Yeah, I am really gonna miss out on your island where the goat porn runs free and women are made to have surgical implants making breasts into beer pumps. Damn my foolishness!

Pleased Wave

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2009, 5:23 PM GMT

Yeah, I am really gonna miss out on your island where the goat porn runs free and women are made to have surgical implants making breasts into beer pumps. Damn my foolishness!

Pleased Wave

I know, you'll be too busy shopping for a rainbow burkha on your way to the mosque.

I used to find the idea of euphanasia abhorent till I discovered YouTube comments. Seriously, it's a much scarier world than I thought.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

So Nogget's solution to all the problems in the world is to do nothing.

But what are YOU 'doing', exactly? About as much as any of us on here I expect.
Even Finck! ( Wave ) :P

Quote: Moonstone @ November 2 2009, 5:28 PM GMT

I used to find the idea of euphanasia abhorent till I discovered YouTube comments. Seriously, it's a much scarier world than I thought.

Go suk Obamas black cok u douchewad fag-lord! go and live in France u fukkin commie moslem, etc.

Wouldn't it be great if Aaron's next job was to moderate You Tube comments, I think he'd be committed to an institution in less then a day.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:28 PM GMT

rainbow burkha.

That would be AWESOME!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 2 2009, 5:31 PM GMT

But what are YOU 'doing', exactly? About as much as any of us on here I expect.
Even Finck! ( Wave ) :P

I am going on a journey beyond the realms of time and space, discussing philosophy and politics - cuz I is so cultured and cleverer.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Go suk Obamas black cok u douchewad fag-lord! go and live in France u fukkin commie moslem, etc.

Wouldn't it be great if Aaron's next job was to moderate You Tube comments, I think he'd be committed to an institution in less then a day.

Haha! It'd be more like the Land of Candy, I think.

P.S. FUCK U reeTard go FUck Ur momma!!1 ;-))DXO

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Go suk Obamas black cok u douchewad fag-lord! go and live in France u fukkin commie moslem, etc.

Wouldn't it be great if Aaron's next job was to moderate You Tube comments, I think he'd be committed to an institution in less then a day.

Zooo would come home to find him sat rocking in the corner and the computer screen covered in red pen and "See me" quotes.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 2 2009, 5:36 PM GMT

P.S. FUCK U reeTard go FUck Ur momma!!1 ;-))DXO

My favourite ever You Tube exchange went something like this -

sPugg131: you is a gay

Elvesrule45: ur mom didn't think I was gay when I f**ked her last night

sPugg131: The jokes on you, my Mum has Aids!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2009, 5:34 PM GMT

That would be AWESOME!

Ruby Mae Covered up Snowdrop Not Allowed To Leave the House - yes, it has a nice ring to it.

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