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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 2 2009, 3:15 PM GMT

he's the only person I'll trust with scissors near my hair.

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A man? Cutting a woman's hair? What next in your topsy turvy gender bending world Dolly? Men cooking food? Women wearing trousers? Where will it all end?

On a related note, I've noticed that women do have a very complex relationship with their hairdresser, much more so then men.

If we get a bad haircut, we just shrug our shoulders and go 'Oh well', but if it happens to a woman, all these complex theories, emotions and recriminations enter the fray.

How a hairdress you've never met is 'out to get you' or 'deliberately ruined your hair' is beyond me?

Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 3:23 PM GMT

V neck jumpers are a recent Ben phenomenon. I was more shirty back then.

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Ahh.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2009, 3:24 PM GMT

No, but he likes a jumper.

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Well, I guess you've met me once and I was wearing a jumper then, so...

Actually, I'm wearing that very jumper right now.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2009, 3:24 PM GMT

No, but he likes a jumper.

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Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 3:25 PM GMT

Well, I guess you've met me once and I was wearing a jumper then, so...

Actually, I'm wearing that very jumper right now.

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Oh no, is Davina McCall going to do adverts about you being picked on by the other kids?

The only relationship that I have with my hairdresser is that I chose her because she doesn't speak during the haircut. She couldn't really f**k up a trim and a tiny bit of layering in the front, which is all I ever really get.

How often do people get their hair cut?
I think I only go once or twice a year.

It's just the impression I got from your 'What Are you wearing' posts and your avatar. No harm meant.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 2 2009, 3:24 PM GMT

How a hairdress you've never met is 'out to get you' or 'deliberately ruined your hair' is beyond me?

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That's why I wouldn't let a woman do it.

I have a hairdresser phobia. First went to one to have my hair cut at the age of 35. I have since built up a trust with this hairdresser that he won't cut too much.

Status - Bored

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

It's just the impression I got from your 'What Are you wearing' posts and your avatar. No harm meant.

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It's ok, Nil. I do have a lot of jumpers.

Quote: zooo @ November 2 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

She couldn't really f**k up a trim and a tiny bit of layering in the front, which is all I ever really get.

How often do people get their hair cut?
I think I only go once or twice a year.

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I get the same about once or twice a year too.

Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 2:57 PM GMT

Just had a quick go on Win7. Certainly seems a lot cleaner, the task bar looks nice I didn't have long enough to really experience it, but on the front, it doesn't seem that far from Vista. The booting up took forever, but looked pretty, I suppose.

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I am now a cable away, coming tommorrow I trust, from having full Apple status.

I note my Mac Mini came with a free copy with snow leopard the new apple OS, should I stick that in first before loading any other discs do you know Mr Leevil.

Quote: zooo @ November 2 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

How often do people get their hair cut?
I think I only go once or twice a year.

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Usually every two weeks. I'm thinking of getting a Christmas card for my barbers this year.

Quote: zooo @ November 2 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

How often do people get their hair cut?
I think I only go once or twice a year.

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Hair cut? Oh zooo, when are you going to realise your full potential as a woman and begin spending vast amounts of money on crap you don't need?

Highlights, extensions, perms, dye jobs, roots, split ends - the list of expensively frivilous things you can do to your lady hair is almost without limit.

Once or twice a year? Pah!

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

Status - Bored

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Kick something over.

Or call someone a cock munching idiot.

That'll be fun for a few minutes.

Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Kick something over.

Or call someone a cock munching idiot.

That'll be fun for a few minutes.

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Cheers you cock munching idiot.

*goes to kick stuff*