Can I be Minister For Anti-Semitic Paranoia please? 
Let's All Mock The Hippy Page 14
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 1 2009, 11:57 PM GMTWhen I get to 10,000 posts is it true I get my own desk in the politburo and can choose to take the wife of any member of the proletariat (those with less than 2000 posts)?
Well, that lets me out. Phew!
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 12:06 AM GMT
This is exactly the kind of number boosting post, that will be crushed.
Do you like bananas?
Quote: sootyj @ November 2 2009, 12:06 AM GMTDidja want to borrow my Icepick and go all Trotsky?
Has anyone ever pointed out that an icepick was a bit of decadent murder weapon?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 2 2009, 12:07 AM GMTHas anyone ever pointed out that an icepick was a bit of decadent murder weapon?
Fine how about a shovel and a donkey jacket?
(Bloody Micheal Foot wannabe).
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 12:07 AM GMTDo you like bananas?
On occaison but I don't trust their potassium level.
Quote: Griff @ November 2 2009, 12:09 AM GMTI always assumed it was the kind of icepick you use to smash your way into your bunker during Siberian winters rather than the little dainty ones for making Margaritas.
Perhaps. At least he didn't strangle him with the sugar tongs, that just wouldn't have been right.
(There must be a sketch in all this somewhere. Not a funny one, but a sketch nonetheless.)
Or jabbed him with a toast fork.
Could be a Jeeves book there, where he helps Bertie kill some beastly Trotts.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 2 2009, 12:10 AM GMTPerhaps. At least he didn't strangle him with the sugar tongs, that just wouldn't have been right.
(There must be a sketch in all this somewhere. Not a funny one, but a sketch nonetheless.)
I've probably written it, it wasn't funny and I forgot it.
Quote: sootyj @ November 2 2009, 12:05 AM GMTA Jew and 10,000+ I may restore your license and give you a post.
Minister for savage beatings? Or chancellor of incorrect tax assessments?
Or Jew-Pope?
\O/ \O/ I'mmmmmm back!
I like King of the Jews personally, but that may've already been taken.
Anyway, now we're friends, you must come round my bank for tea sometime.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 1 2009, 8:12 PM GMT.
There are a lot of very decent, honest and law abiding citizens out there who feel they're being given the rough end of the stick by both government and the theiving scum around them.
It's very depressing to see evil triumph so often.
I strongly believe in Karma and actions coming back to bite you on the arse. Even if you seem to be have been given a lot of problems in life, and even if these problems are not of your own making, you tend to have more understanding and compassion towards others, if not having a better appreciation for the good things you do have.
If I can go to my grave knowing I've never really hurt another human being (unless in self-defence 
) I don't mind too much about other people in society taking more than me.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 2 2009, 12:02 PM GMTI strongly believe in Karma and actions coming back to bite you on the arse. Even if you seem to be have been given a lot of problems in life, and even if these problems are not of your own making, you tend to have more understanding and compassion towards others, if not having a better appreciation for the good things you do have.
If I can go to my grave knowing I've never really hurt another human being (unless in self-defence
That is a very healthy philosophy to have Dolly.
Until you get burgled or someone breaks into your car or you get an unfair parking ticket or the train you need is cancelled at the last minute or...
No wait, I now disagree with your philosophy of 'just rolling over and taking it like a biatch', damn my sense of social injustice.
I believe that children are the future... sorry.
I believe that children are the future... dammit!
I believe that if you believe in something, like Karma, then it exists, because you consciously or subconsciously create the situations for yourself. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, if it makes you a better person, I'm all for it. I generally follow the rule myself. And yes, I've forgotten my point
If karma exists, what are the rules? If a bad thing happens to somebody, do they always deserve it? If not, what's the point of it?
But then that's true of religion, and the law.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 2 2009, 12:15 PM GMTIf karma exists, what are the rules? If a bad thing happens to somebody, do they always deserve it? If not, what's the point of it?
For one, it makes a good TV show about a white trash guy with a moustache trying to right his previous wrongs.
Um, that's it. 