"I felt sorry for him
He'd only been locked up for public nuisance offences
One of which saw him beachcombing the Dee Estuary
Found a dead wading bird
Took it home, parcelled it up,
and sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool
With a note inside which read: "Is this your Sanderling?" _HMHB
That's about all I remember of him, I did see his TV thing years ago, it must've been instantly forgettable.