As there's not many people around at the moment, I'm just going to dance around in my pants.
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Dear God. Where is the remote?
But I'm shakin' my booty!
And for that reason...You're fired.
Fair enough. *does walk of shame in pre-recorded shot*
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 2 2009, 9:32 AM GMTFair enough. *does walk of shame in pre-recorded shot wearing his booty shorts*
Damn straight!
Ellie has had an interesting weekend doing nothing of which she planned. But things seem to be back on track with the bloke, although I did pour milk on his cereal wrong this morning which was obviously a terrible act against him and I deserve to be sent to jail for a long long time.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2009, 10:33 AM GMTEllie has had an interesting weekend doing nothing of which she planned. But things seem to be back on track with the bloke, although I did pour milk on his cereal wrong this morning which was obviously a terrible act against him and I deserve to be sent to jail for a long long time.
He eats cereal? Is he a girl? He should have a full English. Bacon. Sausage. Fried bread. Egg. Beans. And a dollop of red sauce.
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 10:35 AM GMTHe eats cereal? Is he a girl? He should have a full English. Bacon. Sausage. Fried bread. Egg. Beans. And a dollop of red sauce.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2009, 10:33 AM GMTEllie has had an interesting weekend doing nothing of which she planned. But things seem to be back on track with the bloke, although I did pour milk on his cereal wrong this morning which was obviously a terrible act against him and I deserve to be sent to jail for a long long time.
You poured his milk and he dare question it?! Who is he, Al Bundy?
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 11:17 AM GMTYou poured his milk and he dare question it?! Who is he, Al Bundy?
Maybe just bone f**king idol.
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 10:35 AM GMTHe eats cereal? Is he a girl? He should have a full English. Bacon. Sausage. Fried bread. Egg. Beans. And a dollop of red sauce.
Ha - we always have cereal together, but he thinks the way I pour milk is wrong (as I like it at the side so the top stays hard and not soggy). So normally I leave it for him to do, but I forgot this morning. Oh the wrath!!
Quote: Leevil @ November 2 2009, 11:17 AM GMTYou poured his milk and he dare question it?! Who is he, Al Bundy?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2009, 11:24 AM GMTI like it at the side so the top stays hard and not soggy
That's the correct way to do it, then you have a contrast of soggy and crunchy, giving you better texture. What's the point in keeping cereal fresh if it's doomed to be soggy?
I don't eat cereal much as I like to avoid milk where possible, but I was always an 'on top' man. If you know what I mean.