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The People's Party Rejoices As The Dear Leader, Mr Carpark, Announces His Manifesto

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 11:05 PM GMT

Why sign? Just tap the citizen ID radio transmitter in your head twice. But don't do it 3 times, it'll explode.

I just gagged on my lol. Thanks a lot, motherf**ker :D

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bt3s_north-korean-army-70th-anniversary

Dear Leader Renegade Carpark inspecting his first batallion of citizen evaluators.

'We want to be free! We want to be free!'

'Fine, under the new system the onus of responsibility is on you for your own individual behaviour. Be aware that there will be consequences for your actions both positive and negative.'

'We don't want to be free! We don't want to be free!'

Hang on but surely freedom involves being involved and to a certain extent surrendering to a greater social structure?
Hooray I am still free!

As RC slinks off into the outer darkness to make his hospital from twigs and rubbish, which he will never need as he is never ill or naughty.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 11:10 PM GMT

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bt3s_north-korean-army-70th-anniversary

Dear Leader Renegade Carpark inspecting his first batallion of citizen evaluators.

And Then Bemoans His Foolish Detractors...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JUL-l6ov10

Fate of the man in Renegade Carpistan who won't stop making the same Tony Bennet gag.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 11:18 PM GMT

Fate of the man in Renegade Carpistan who won't stop making the same Tony Bennet gag.

Er... corrected. F**king computers! Angry

eh?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Oh dear. There's going to be letters... :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 1 2009, 11:24 PM GMT

Oh dear. There's going to be letters... :(

That's okay, under the current Labour Government, I'm going to blame it on Morrace. Wave

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 1 2009, 11:26 PM GMT

That's okay, under the current Labour Government, I'm going to blame it on Morrace. Wave

Why not the Foreigns?

How about rating people by the number of posts they put up.

With over 15,000 I clearly have no time to commit crime or be antisocial. And that many posts means I am a valid, intelligent socially participative citizen.

Wave

Are you waving at me citizen 9118 posts? That's rather presumptuos of you.

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