To simplify RC's system, we could just judge everyone on their IQ, the political and criminal history of their parents and assess their potential value to society based on their physical condition, possibly measuring the shape of their skulls to predict the likelihood of future deviant behaviour. Using these scores we could then assign people appropriate jobs and decide where they should live. If we grouped people together into certain camps and ghettos it would make things even easier...
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 1 2009, 10:38 PM BSTTo simplify RC's system, we could just judge everyone on their IQ, the political and criminal history of their parents and assess their potential value to society based on their physical condition, possibly measuring the shape of their skulls to predict the likelihood of future deviant behaviour. Using these scores we could then assign people appropriate jobs and decide where they should live. If we grouped people together into certain camps and ghettos it would make things even easier...
That sounds expensive. Perhaps we could simplify it, and just shoot the darkies?
Quote: Griff @ November 1 2009, 10:42 PM BSTSee, that's a moral quandary for me. On one hand racial genocide is mostly evil, on balance. On the other hand, it would pretty much solve the Ainsley Harriott problem.
Is Ainsley Harriott black?
When I hear his appalling tones I'm so busy vomiting in rage I've never seen his face.
Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 10:48 PM BSTWhen I hear his appalling tones I'm so busy vomiting in rage I've never seen his face.
"Some of them don't look black - but they are!", as my dear-departed old racist grandmother used to say.
Wasn't she the pyromaniac?
Quote: Griff @ November 1 2009, 10:29 PM BSTWell firstly I don't want to have to sum my life up to some pie-eating buffoon with a Maglite who got the job of rocket ship bouncer. I'm not sure he'd fully appreciate the contribution I have made to society over the years such as 7000 BSG posts and some unfunny songs on NewsRevue.
Ainsley is actually quite low down on my celebrity chef hitlist (though in fairness the first ninety-seven place are occupied by Gordon Ramsey). But then as far as I concerned anyone who thinks knocking up a plate of tucker is akin to painting the Virgin of the Rocks deserves nul points from Carpark's recording angel.
Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 10:50 PM BSTWasn't she the pyromaniac?
No actually (and truthfully) that was my cousin. (It was some years ago now, he's a lovely chap really.)
Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 10:48 PM BSTIs Ainsley Harriott black?
Actually, no.
In early 2000, the same time I moved to the US, so did he. He had this daily morning cookery show on TV, with a predominantly African-American audience. I watched it a few times, and came to the conclusion that he isn't black.
Quote: Griff @ November 1 2009, 10:29 PM BSTSecondly look how much f**king difficulty people have deciding which council tax band to put properties in, and there's only like seven or something of those. I can't see those same experts assessing sixty-five million individuals in any kind of useful detail. Even God only has to do that once come Judgement Day, not every tax year.
You're already being assessed by the DVLA, the Television Licensing people, the tax man, etc., etc. on a month by month basis.
Dammit, we have the means, let's implement my system and make the UK the best place on Earth. \O/
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 1 2009, 10:55 PM BSTActually, no.
In early 2000, the same time I moved to the US, so did he. He had this daily morning cookery show on TV, with a predominantly African-American audience. I watched it a few times, and came to the conclusion that he isn't black.
We know we're making progress in this country when we start complaining that our blacks aren't "black" enough. Which leads me nicely on to Sanjeev Bhashkar, the egotistical c**t...
Have you got a car? How much do you earn? Do you own a TV?
Hardly 1984 and the Stasi is it?
True only people who fear the government believe it is efficent.
There was a woman who ripped off the DSS for nigh on a hundred grand.
By inventing kids and then pretending they were ill.
Quote: Griff @ November 1 2009, 9:59 PM GMTI don't really want those same people assessing us for food allowances.
As mentioned previously, under the merit system, incompetent tax people will be a thing of the past.
A lot of the time, it's down to something really simple like completely messed up computer software forced onto government departments by crooked politicians on the take.
Why sign? Just tap the citizen ID radio transmitter in your head twice. But don't do it 3 times, it'll explode.