British Comedy Guide

Ask the BSG as they are smart Page 5

Quote: Chappers @ November 1 2009, 12:37 AM BST

Is that English? I don't understand!

It's Clarkson English.

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 12:02 AM BST

Why am I being such a c**t tonight?

You look like one?

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 12:25 AM BST

Is that a kit car? That's what the Q mean, innit?

And imported.

Quote: Aaron @ November 1 2009, 1:42 AM BST

And imported.

Yes, but in this case. It was made in the UK.

Can cola ever be nice if served hot?

Do animals have souls?

What is the largest thing ever pickled?

No.
Yes.
Don't know.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 1:54 AM BST

Can cola ever be nice if served hot?

I think deep fried Coca Cola exists as an actual food you can buy.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 1:54 AM BST

Do animals have souls?

Only the ones that wear shoes.

Popular in parts of the US. It's like a fried donut made with cola syrup.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 1:54 AM BST

What is the largest thing ever pickled?

A whale?

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2009, 12:32 AM BST

Well, two.

HEY MEANIE KNICKERS! There are many gorgeous peeps! This site if full of hotties!

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See? I rest my case! :)

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2009, 1:54 AM BST

Can cola ever be nice if served hot?

Do animals have souls?

What is the largest thing ever pickled?

No, and not much better served cold.

Assuming the soul to be a poetic metaphor for consciousness, then this has been demonstrated in the Great Apes and some dolphin species. Elephants are also good candidates.

W.C. Fields.

How long does it take an avocado to ripen from a rock hard state at room temperature?

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 10:59 AM BST

How long does it take an avacado to ripen from a rock hard state at room temperature?

If rock hard? Potentially it won't, it'll rot before it ripens. But if it has some potential for ripeness about a week or so. Apparently putting it in a baf with a ripe banana speeds the process.

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 10:59 AM BST

How long does it take an avocado to ripen from a rock hard state at room temperature?

It depends totally when they were picked. Avocado only starts to ripen once it leaves the tree. Usually between three and six days. To speed it up, place in a brown paper bag and seal the top.

I know my mum used to put them in the airing cupboard, but I don't have one of them where I am. I shall search for a suitable bag. Thanks.

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