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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 31 2009, 11:38 PM BST

Well I had one of them removed.

We are talking about teeth, yes?

No, you utter dunderhead. We're discussing ridiculous ambulance scenarios.

666(4) post count, Ben. Spooky? Huh?

No, Leevil, not really, you superstitious goon.

It's only superstitious if you believe it, Ben.

Quote: Ben @ October 31 2009, 11:19 PM BST

Tim, you forget that I've met you and know how fat you are.

Charming. Am I really that fat then? :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2009, 11:51 PM BST

Charming. Am I really that fat then? :(

You make me look thin.

Ben's being rather devilish tonight!

Anyway, moving back to questions:

What's the point of my sunroof? It doesn't open up or anything. It just slides back to reveal a glass (or something) roof. I can't see what purpose this serves. It certainly doesn't provide any extra light. All I can see is that perhaps it could give me sunburn if I was bald.

Are you sure it's not a poorly repaired automatic one? Maybe it's been replaced with a fixed screen?

Quote: Ben @ October 31 2009, 11:40 PM BST

No, you utter dunderhead. We're discussing ridiculous ambulance scenarios.

It would be ridiculous if an ambulance came out for a wisdom tooth you divvy.

Quote: Ben @ October 31 2009, 11:56 PM BST

Anyway, moving back to questions:

What's the point of my sunroof? It doesn't open up or anything. It just slides back to reveal a glass (or something) roof. I can't see what purpose this serves. It certainly doesn't provide any extra light. All I can see is that perhaps it could give me sunburn if I was bald.

Well, you will drive cheap cars... Rolling eyes

What you need is a full length Webasto.

Quote: Leevil @ October 31 2009, 11:58 PM BST

Are you sure it's not a poorly repaired automatic one? Maybe it's been replaced with a fixed screen?

No, I've seen it on several cars. I haven't seen one that lifts up on a new car in a many a year.

Ben would like to know what car Dolly drives.

No, wait, she drives that comedy vehicle from Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

Quote: Ben @ October 31 2009, 11:53 PM BST

You make me look thin.

Well good for you, Ben. :|

Why am I being such a c**t tonight?

My question:

If we are all connected by a network, and this doesn't count if you're wireless. Would it be possible to push a human virus down the phone line and infect you all?

Just wonderin' Whistling nnocently

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 12:00 AM BST

No, I've seen it on several cars. I haven't seen one that lifts up on a new car in a many a year.

You mean crap cars.

Maybe try a real convertable.

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2009, 12:01 AM BST

Ben would like to know what car Dolly drives.

In the past the picture from Facebook I posted.

Now a BMW 5 series.

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