AA Gill is a baboon-killing c**t

AA Gill out of off of The Times killed a baboon for no reason.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/eating_out/a_a_gill/article6882183.ece

I noticed that, when it was alive, I thought about the baboon as a thing. Now he's dead, I'm posthumously anthropomorphising him, and that was one of the reasons I killed. I wanted to get a sense of what it might be like to kill someone, a stranger.

I can't say I read many restaurant reviews, or know the names of many restaurant critics. I've always assumed most of them were c**ts.

I already knew that Coren bloke was a c**t.

And now I know AA Gill is also a c**t.

Most professional critics are c**ts.

Giles Coren wouldn't shoot a baboon!

That's how I'm going to judge people in future. Would they or wouldn't they...

Giles Coren teased a kitten until it cried, and then he laughed at it.

He would. In the ass. With his gun.

By gun I mean nob.

Like Zorro.

If AA Gil was a real man he'd have signed up with some Ugandan militias and tried some genocide.

Food critic has never really struck me as a job for a grown-up person. Mind you I missed the meeting at which it was decided to move cooking out of home economics and into the arts.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 10:49 PM BST

Like Zorro.

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Zorro bummed baboons? Was that in the deleted scenes?

He was my uncle

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 10:47 PM BST

That's how I'm going to judge people in future. Would they or wouldn't they...

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Quote: Leevil @ October 29 2009, 10:54 PM BST

He was my uncle

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I think that probably gives you the right to shoot one of AA Gill's relatives to "see how it feels".

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Giles Coren wouldn't shoot a baboon!

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I read Giles' Saturday food review in The Times and, frankly, he can be a bit of tosser. He put his foot in it a couple of weeks ago when he basically branded all young women who work on a supermarket tills as "illiterate". Twat.

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I'd kill a baboon, I'd kill any animal if I had to. In fact, I'm willing to go one step further and actively hunt down those two twunts on the One Show who do all those cutesy animal segments.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 29 2009, 11:02 PM BST

I read Giles' Saturday food review in The Times and, frankly, he can be a bit of tosser. He put his foot in it a couple of weeks ago when he basically branded all young women who work on a supermarket tills as "illiterate". Twat.

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I don't like him. I saw some of that series he did with Sue Perkins and he seemed a right wanker.

Gordon Ramsey wouldn't have needed a gun. He'd have shouted and sworn at the baboon till it died.

And what the hell does the A.A stand for anyway?