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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 27

Quote: swerytd @ October 29 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Well, my glubuls are too short and the pancantrass is, get this, 'too tetrahedral' and, as a result, the kypotravees always fall off my magipnos...

Dan

I know. I've met you!

Quote: swerytd @ October 29 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Well, my glubuls are too short and the pancantrass is, get this, 'too tetrahedral' and, as a result, the kypotravees always fall off my magipnos...

Dan

Blimey - sounds like you need glasses. :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 29 2009, 10:23 AM BST

Maybe I'll be there at some point after watching Stewart Lee, maybe I won't. Maybe I will. Maybe. Maaaaaybeee.

Yes. Turn up, you tit.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 29 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Yeah, I have one higher than the other.

Me too!

I have another body part which is higher than it's counterpart, but I doubt you suffer from that Dolly.

I think everyone has wonky ears. My new glasses always get adjusted slightly.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 6:55 PM BST

I think everyone has wonky ears. My new glasses always get adjusted slightly.

Why not just get your ears adjusted slightly? It would solve loads of problems later.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 6:55 PM BST

My new glasses always get adjusted slightly.

Wear them to the meet!

Well give me something to read and I'll have to!

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 7:13 PM BST

Well give me something to read and I'll have to!

Or something to look at that's very small Ben.

Tee hee.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 7:13 PM BST

Well give me something to read and I'll have to!

You don't want to be saying that, zooo. Writers are going. Writers write scripts. Writers take scripts to zooo and say "Read that then. Be brutally honest". zooo is brutally honest. Writers cry and smash the pub up. :(

Sounds like fun to me!
I'll bring tissues.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2009, 7:16 PM BST

I'll bring tissues.

Tissues, wet-wipes, lube, poppers, they'll all come in handy.

Quote: Ben @ October 29 2009, 6:51 PM BST

Yes. Turn up, you tit.

Teary Ok Sir. Though if the last one's anything to go by, you'll have long since left on the drunk bus by the time I arrive! :D

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 29 2009, 7:40 PM BST

Teary Ok Sir.

It's clear who's the bitch in this partnership.

I'd like to make it there, but I'm not sure it's possible that close to Christmas. I'll see what I can do.

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