Quote: EllieJP @ October 29 2009, 2:41 PM BSTHe did not hiss at all, but meerly showed me his fangs.
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Quote: Kenneth @ October 29 2009, 6:24 AM BSTSurely he employed a double negative, no? Or was it not not a typo? -/-
At least one person can read then...
Quote: swerytd @ October 29 2009, 10:48 AM BSTAnd those of us you have met have to take it on the chin, do we? Eh? Eh?!
You knows it!
Quote: Badge @ October 29 2009, 2:49 PM BSTAt least one person can read then...
I need new glasses, well that's my excuse. Why are glasses so expensive?
Quote: Badge @ October 29 2009, 2:55 PM BSTAt least one person can read then...
Apologies Badge, I didn't see the extra 'not', like when they do that stupid optical illusion puzzle and put the word 'the' in twice.
I just naturally assumed you were being nasty to Dolly - golly, I'm a cyncial beast.
Maybe me, you motherducker!
Quote: Leevil @ October 29 2009, 3:12 PM BSTMaybe me, you motherducker!
Anyone else notice that Leevil has been getting quite aggressive of late?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 29 2009, 3:10 PM BSTI just naturally assumed you were being nasty to Dolly -
Well as Tom Jones said "it's not unusual".
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 29 2009, 2:55 PM BSTI need new glasses, well that's my excuse. Why are glasses so expensive?
It's the evil glasses cartels. *shakes fist*
Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2009, 3:28 PM BSTIt's the evil glasses cartels. *shakes fist*
I've seen some cheaper ones that I like (£70) and then after the cost of lenses etc, I can't justify getting any at the moment, although I now need a stronger lense in one eye than I currently have. I may need bi-focals too now. I have a job getting them to fit me because of the bridge of my nose and width of my face.
My nose is normal, as far as I know, but my ears are wonky. 
Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2009, 3:31 PM BSTMy nose is normal, as far as I know, but my ears are wonky.
Yeah, I have one higher than the other. One side of my face is actually set back further than the other and I have a low radix which means glasses slide down my face.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 29 2009, 3:32 PM BSTYeah, I have one higher than the other. One side of my face is actually set back further than the other and I have a low radix which means glasses slide down my face.
I don't think anyone has a perfectly symmetrical face though do they.
Why not get some pince-nez? Or those ones you hold to your eyes with a handle down one side?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 29 2009, 3:32 PM BSTYeah, I have one higher than the other. One side of my face is actually set back further than the other and I have a low radix which means glasses slide down my face.
That's nonsense -- a 'radix' can't possibly be a real thing! You made that up.
Dan
Quote: Chappers @ October 29 2009, 3:53 PM BSTI don't think anyone has a perfectly symmetrical face though do they.
A few people do - it's what makes people beautiful apparently (I prefer interesting faces myself). I very rarely wear my hair pulled back because I think it's more evident. I could never have a centre parting.
I might get a monocle. 
(me with a monocle)
Quote: swerytd @ October 29 2009, 3:55 PM BSTThat's nonsense -- a 'radix' can't possibly be a real thing! You made that up.
Dan
It's the bit between your eyes at the top of the nose I think. Mine starts too low down and dips inwards (concave).
Well, my glubuls are too short and the pancantrass is, get this, 'too tetrahedral' and, as a result, the kypotravees always fall off my magipnos...
Dan