INT. DIY STORE. DAY.
OLD BOY MAX IS SHOWING NEW GIRL SYREETA, THE IN'S AND OUTS OF THE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK.
MAX
Well there you go Syreeta. Your first customer.
SYREETA
Hello sit, how can I help you?
WE PAN PACK TO REVEAL A MAN WITH A WHITE SHIRT, BLACK WAISTCOAT, FOLDED UP APRON AND A NAPKIN DRAPED OVER HIS ARM.
CUSTOMER
Hello, would madam like to see the Menu?
HE HANDS SYREETA A MENU AND PRODUCES A PAD.
CUSTOMER
Perhaps madam would like a little something to drink?
PANICCED SYREETA TURNS TO MAX, HE NODS KNOWLINGLY AND GOES TO THE TANNOY.
MAX (OVER TANNOY)
Can I have a manager to the customer services desk. Customer waiting.
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