Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 22 2009, 2:59 PM BST
She is gorgeous, but I like her because she seems nice.
And I like the fact that she's kept her own name.
Unless she changed it to Haddock??
Who do you fancy? Page 452
Yes, it was Scampi before.
Steve most people seem nice on TV, that's the con.
She must be nice if she's going out with that boy someone mentioned earlier.
Care in the community nice.
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 23 2009, 11:50 PM BSTSteve most people seem nice on TV, that's the con.
That's a Truism.
Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 11:51 PM BSTShe must be nice if she's going out with that boy someone mentioned earlier.
Care in the community nice.
Who is she going out with? I might be a million miles out but it's not Steve Sunshine is it?
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 23 2009, 11:35 PM BSTDoes anyone else try not to fancy gorgeous TV girls for morla purposes. They just don't seem real. I have started to favour girls with hooked noses and forty pluses. I did have a thing with a forty two year old with a hooked nose but that was too much.
Yes, when it comes to women I want to have sex with, moral purposes come first. We all know that good looking women off the telly come from the sex-bot factory and are merey created by inter-galactic advertising space lizards to tease men and make normal women feel ugly.
In fact, God has told me that my moral purpose is to kill all of the evil shag-droids from Hollyoaks and to have sex with their cold, lifeless bodies.
But I'll probably just have a wank instead.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 24 2009, 12:15 AM BSTYes, when it comes to women I want to have sex with, moral purposes come first. We all know that good looking women off the telly come from the sex-bot factory and are merey created by inter-galactic advertising space lizards to tease men and make normal women feel ugly.
Honestly for the first time I'm not sure you're if you're joking or not, as this is not far off my oppinion on the matter.
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 24 2009, 12:18 AM BSTHonestly for the first time I'm not sure you're if you're joking or not, as this is not far off my oppinion on the matter.
Of course I'm joking. Attractive women don't come from the sex-bot factory. 
It's a proven, scientific fact, that I'm the only human on Earth and everyone else is a robot. All of those houses and buildings I never go into are like empty Hollywood sets and when I get on a plane to fly somewhere, it's just an excuse to keep me locked up looking at pictures of clouds, so the Robotoids can change the scenery.
I'm on to you Robotoids!!!!
Quote: Gavin @ October 22 2009, 2:53 PM BSTAh that's ok then. How would you tell if someone was good with numbers by looking at them? unless they were wearing a sweatshirt with equations n shit all over.
Did she walk away shivering?
! <3
*reads on* Aaaand now the thread gets weird again...*leaves*
Kirstan Dunst last time I looked needs a good seeing to (I mean looking at). Lucky old Spidey.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 22 2009, 2:51 PM BSTThat's a weird conversation starter. Unless of course you work in accounts....
He just ate them all is what he meant I think.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 24 2009, 12:24 AM BST
Of course I'm joking. Attractive women don't come from the sex-bot factory.
It's a proven, scientific fact, that I'm the only human on Earth and everyone else is a robot. All of those houses and buildings I never go into are like empty Hollywood sets and when I get on a plane to fly somewhere, it's just an excuse to keep me locked up looking at pictures of clouds, so the Robotoids can change the scenery.
I'm on to you Robotoids!!!!
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 24 2009, 12:11 AM BSTWho is she going out with? I might be a million miles out but it's not Steve Sunshine is it?
She wishes!
Robert Downey Jr. He's in some film on BBC1 at the mo and it's reminded me how lovely he is. <3
