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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 23

[quote name="Renegade Carpark" post="528803" date="October 27 2009, 2:24 PM BST"]Noted and the information has been sent out to everyone via Facebook. Expect a larger then normal turn out...and you might want to hide your Mum's wedding dress. ;)

Wedding dress?

She's not married, I did mention I was from the North didn't I?

Quote: bigfella @ October 27 2009, 2:12 PM BST

What is a party bus party?

It's a bus that drives around London stopping off at bars and clubs, with drinks and kareoke on board.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 27 2009, 2:24 PM BST

What?! No Ellie Bewbie Hugs?! I'm gutted. :(

Oh well, if your bus full of drunken females goes past Holborn, stop in for a quick one...and a drink. (Yes, I'm recycling jokes to reduce my carbon footprint)

Well it's about 20 females... will they do?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 27 2009, 2:24 PM BST

I'm recycling jokes to reduce my carbon footprint

No need to reduce it if you want to impress a busload of boozing beauties. You know what they say about guys with a big footprint...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 27 2009, 1:46 PM BST

swertyD just like Tenacious D, your destiny has been picked.

i.e. You've been added to the list pimp daddy - now give me some skin soul brother.

<slaps RC in face in hilarious 'geek-trying-to-be-cool' misunderstanding>

Dan

If finances allow - I'll be there

Quote: Sammy @ October 27 2009, 5:20 PM BST

If finances allow - I'll be there

Added you as a maybe baby. Cool

Quote: EllieJP @ October 27 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Well it's about 20 females... will they do?

*sighs* 20 young attractive drunken women? I guess that will have to do.

If Fiancees allow - I won't

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 27 2009, 5:26 PM BST

If Fiancees allow - I won't

Is there something he can be colouring in?

I might go along, if anyone's still talking to me by then.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 28 2009, 9:09 PM BST

I might go along, if anyone's still talking to me by then.

I'm sure everyone will be talking to you. Maybe even offering you a crisp. <3

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 28 2009, 9:09 PM BST

I might go along, if anyone's still talking to me by then.

You have been added with pride Ms. Dagger.

I wish I was going!!!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2009, 10:49 PM BST

I wish I was going!!!

And miss out on 20 squealing girlies going on about boyfriends, make up and the X Factor? Are you mad?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 28 2009, 10:56 PM BST

And miss out on 20 squealing girlies going on about boyfriends, make up and the X Factor? Are you mad?

Well that's the BCG meet up - what about my Party Bus. ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2009, 10:59 PM BST

Well that's the BCG meet up - what about my Party Bus. ;)

In my mind, you're all dressed up as sexy schoolgirls and have a spanking competition - no wait, that's the BCG Meet Up again.

As I mentioned before, as you get near Holborn, pull the bus over and come on in.

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