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*J.F.F* Halloween Competition? Page 4

THANK YOU! That would have woken me up at 4am!

Halloween Dolly

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Halloween Dolly

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Who needs Elvgren and De Berardinis when we have the real thing? Phwoar!

Meow Dolly! You little pussy cat!

The bikini clad mutant zombie's girl group.

EXT. NIGHT 31st OCTOBER 10PM. FOUR ZOMIBIES WEARING ONLY BIKINIS APPROACH A HOUSE AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR. MARTIN OPENS THE DOOR

MARTIN
Yeah what do you want?

ZOMBIES
(all four sing out of tune) Oooo whooa Do you want to play a game? Ooooo whooa A game of trick or treat Ooooo whooa You have to guess our name Oooo whooa Or we cut you up for meat.

MARTIN
Yeah you're that shit group Kandy Rain... Now f**k off.

MARTIN SLAMS THE DOOR IN THE FACES

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Sorry this was the nearest match I could find. I couldn't find one of them in their bikinis.

I am so excited about saturday night! My Misfit costume from Jem is gonna be awesome! 20 cookie points to 80s toon fans if you can name which Misfit member I am going as! (My wig is green) Pleased

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HALLOWEEN ROCKS!!!!

Quote: Sonofjoe @ October 28 2009, 8:08 PM BST
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Sorry this was the nearest match I could find. I couldn't find one of them in their bikinis.

I see their silicone hasn't deteriorated....good for them.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2009, 9:13 PM BST

I am so excited about saturday night! My Misfit costume from Jem is gonna be awesome! 20 cookie points to 80s toon fans if you can name which Misfit member I am going as! (My wig is green) Pleased

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HALLOWEEN ROCKS!!!!

Cool costume idea Ruby.
I'm going as the Doctor (Tennant). I just have to pop over to the comic shop to buy a sonic screwdriver. Although I have an itching feeling that this costume will doom me to "and who are you supposed to be again?" syndrome. Doctor Who isn't very big over here. >_<

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2009, 9:13 PM BST

20 cookie points to 80s toon fans if you can name which Misfit member I am going as! (My wig is green)

I don't celebrate Halloween and I did my best to avoid watching crap 80s cartoons. But I did used to have to babysit three young girls who insisted on watching Jem and I watched on in horror. So you are going as Pizaz.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2009, 9:13 PM BST

I am so excited about saturday night! My Misfit costume from Jem is gonna be awesome! 20 cookie points to 80s toon fans if you can name which Misfit member I am going as! (My wig is green) Pleased

Oompa Loompa?

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Quote: Curt @ October 28 2009, 9:32 PM BST

I'm going as the Doctor (Tennant). I just have to pop over to the comic shop to buy a sonic screwdriver. Although I have an itching feeling...

Sounds a bit like Joanna Lumley when she discovered the sonic screwdriver in The Curse of Fatal Death: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_zNSSknXC4

Quote: Kenneth @ October 28 2009, 10:14 PM BST

I don't celebrate Halloween

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Why not? It's fun!

Quote: Moonstone @ October 28 2009, 10:31 PM BST

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Why not? It's fun!

I already look cadaverous and wear horrific clothes almost every day of the year. And I've never needed an excuse to socialize and get drunk. Plus I've lived mostly in countries that have no tradition of Halloween. I really abhor the notion of knocking on a stranger's door and bothering them (first-footing in Scotland is different). When I was last in the UK, I didn't know anyone who made a special effort to celebrate Halloween. Sure there were themed parties, and people who bitched about kids knocking on their doors and throwing eggs and toilet paper at their houses when they didn't get any sweets. But it wasn't on a big scale. What's it like theseadays? Are the supermarkets full of Halloween-themed sweets? And are parents dressing their kids in store-bought costumes and sending them out trick or treating?

Sadly, yes. Welcome to the 51st state.

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I think this might be my new avatar

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Halloween Dolly

What's up?

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