Quote: Leevil @ October 26 2009, 5:19 PM BSTI lol'd too, Ellie. But in real life
At least someone appreciates my crude humour in real life... becasue no one online does! 
TTPMO: The people who walk along with their unopened umbrellas nearly skewering me behing them.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 9:57 AM BSTI bet Kenneth knows where to find it.
No, godverdomme! I never watched Neighbours. And I would find that clip for you, but it's 9pm and Stephen Fry's QI is about to start, as well as the Seinfeld Reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm, so I'm off to cook some dinner and then watch a Doctor Who DVD.
Oh, here it is then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXft7VdGJI
Quote: Kenneth @ October 27 2009, 10:57 AM BSTNo, godverdomme! I never watched Neighbours. And I would find that clip for you, but it's 9pm and Stephen Fry's QI is about to start, as well as the Seinfeld Reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm, so I'm off to cook some dinner and then watch a Doctor Who DVD.
Oh, here it is then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXft7VdGJI
That's the one! Gawd, that was painful to watch.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 12:52 AM BSTMy mother complaining that I have a "gay" left arm. Apparently whilst my right arm is very heterosexual, sitting in front of the telly all evening watching darts, my left arm is out touring the gay clubs and bars late into the night.
I've now become quite self-conscious of my "gay" left arm, which (although she isn't homophobic) mother worries will give people the wrong impression. It seems when I'm talking it flounces around limp-wristedly...
Any cures for "gay left arm disease", anyone? Perhaps I could go to one of those American Christian fundamentalists who will cure it and make it straight again?
Watch out! Daniel Day-Lewis might play you in a film.
Quote: Aaron @ October 27 2009, 2:23 AM BSTI was thinking about Lance and Hannah just a couple of hours ago!
Cripes, that's a little bit weird! *does Twilight Zone muzic*
Actually I think I was wrong, wasn't it Lance and Martin, not Tim? Martin being a blonde Shane Warne type who was marginally more intelligent than Lance but not as likeable or funny.
Quote: Kenneth @ October 27 2009, 4:59 AM BSTI've never seen a single epsidoe of Neighbours. But I did see a few of the early episodes of Home & Away as I knew the guy who played Lance. Lance was the dopey sidekick of a surfer loser named Martin. Was Tim a Neighbours character?
Yeah I just realised. Dunno where I got Tim from 
Quote: Leevil @ October 27 2009, 11:59 AM BSTWatch out! Daniel Day-Lewis might play you in a film.
Quote: zooo @ October 27 2009, 2:43 AM BSTYep! Billy Kennedy.
So thaaat's where he's got to.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 27 2009, 3:41 PM BSTCripes, that's a little bit weird! *does Twilight Zone muzic*
Actually I think I was wrong, wasn't it Lance and Martin, not Tim? Martin being a blonde Shane Warne type who was marginally more intelligent than Lance but not as likeable or funny.
I dunno, I didn't see the 'H&A' bit in your post. Lance was a character in Neighbours. As was Hannah. Whose surname was Martin. 
People who make sure they're whistling a jaunty tune before they make their entrance.
Quote: Ben @ October 30 2009, 9:30 AM BSTPeople who make sure they're whistling a jaunty tune before they make their entrance.
Whistling is a poor character trait full stop.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 30 2009, 9:34 AM BSTWhistling is a poor character trait full stop.
Particularly during sex.
You mean putting your lips together and blowing?
Quote: Ben @ October 30 2009, 9:30 AM BSTPeople who make sure they're whistling a jaunty tune before they make their entrance.
People actually do that?
I whistle when I think I'm alone, until someone comes around a corner and I try to trail it off without them thinking I was stopping for them. 
Humming is nice for a guy apparently.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 30 2009, 1:25 PM BSTHumming is nice for a guy apparently.
Humming, whistling, gargling, retching, it's all good...
