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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 26 2009, 9:16 PM BST

Hi Ben! I'm not too bad. I just wrote an essay on language "hooking" onto the world, and need to cut some words from it (surprise, surprise) but am okay! You? Pleased

I'm ok! Just been reading up about epidermis and dermis!

Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:17 PM BST

I'm ok! Just been reading up about epidermis and dermis!

FILTHY BEAST! :O

Hehe!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 26 2009, 9:19 PM BST

FILTHY BEAST! :O

I guess it depends whose epidermis I've been reading up about.

And secretly taking photos of with a telephoto lens.

Hi Ruby!

Wave *waves to camera*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 26 2009, 9:23 PM BST

Wave *waves to camera*

*shakily snaps*

Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:15 PM BST

Hi Robyn! How are you?

I like Ben. Such a polite young man. :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 26 2009, 9:23 PM BST

Wave *waves to camera*

Thanks...

Oh, you're not waving at my one. That's actually good, I don't really want you to discover where I've hidden the "voyeur cam".

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 26 2009, 10:16 PM BST

I don't really want you to discover where I've hidden the "voyeur cam".

In her voyeur-gina?

Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 10:22 PM BST

In her voyeur-gina?

To be honest, when the porn industry started to produce videos shot from a vagina' s POV, I knew that it had finally run out of fresh ideas.

Forget advances in science, technology or any political or cultural progress we may make: human beings are basically going to be sitting around bored for thousands of years until we evolve a new orifice in order to re-invigorate the porn industry.

Just picked up some emergency rations. It's unbelievably difficult to buy beer in the state of Pennsylvania. You can only buy it by the case at official beer stores, but they let bars and restaurants sell up to 12 beers "to go." It seems a local grocery chain has added "take away restaurants" to its stores so that you can buy up to 192 ounces of beer. How annoying.

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Did you end up with one of business suites? I see you have your own fridge...

Quote: DaButt @ October 27 2009, 1:56 AM BST

Just picked up some emergency rations. It's unbelievably difficult to buy beer in the state of Pennsylvania. You can only buy it by the case at official beer stores, but they let bars and restaurants sell up to 12 beers "to go." It seems a local grocery chain has added "take away restaurants" to its stores so that you can buy up to 192 ounces of beer. How annoying.

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Hey Dabutt where in PA are you. My Brother lived there for many years and I have been there more tines on holiday than aynwhere else. And the separate beer and wine store business and having to cross the state line to buy booze on a Sunday is well weird - but I really love it there!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 27 2009, 1:59 AM BST

Did you end up with one of business suites? I see you have your own fridge...

Yeah, they always put us up in suites. They'll also find that they paid for the beer. :)

You should probably buy some food too, Randy. I know they still sell food in PA.

Quote: Marc P @ October 27 2009, 2:04 AM BST

Hey Dabutt where in PA are you.

I'm in Horsham. It's a suburb of Philadelphia.

It doesn't mean anything to Americans, but I'll bet that UK visitors get a laugh when they see the welcoming signs from Philadelphia Mayor Nutter at the airport.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 27 2009, 2:07 AM BST

You should probably buy some food too, Randy. I know they still sell food in PA.

There's some chips, salsa and Honeycrisp apples in the trunk of the car. I'll retrieve them in the morning.

I just had a nice pepper-crusted pork chop at a restaurant. I think the company will buy me a nice steak dinner tomorrow night. ;)

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