Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:00 PM BSTMy boyfriend bites his little finger nail - and it makes me want to throw up!
You could always cut his hands off.
But I suppose you have some bizarre perversion to stump licking, don't you.
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:00 PM BSTMy boyfriend bites his little finger nail - and it makes me want to throw up!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 26 2009, 3:04 PM BSTYou could always cut his hands off.
But I suppose you have some bizarre perversion to stump licking, don't you.
What kind of stump?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:06 PM BSTWhat kind of stump?
Oh, you know, bog standard sewn-up wrist, kind if thing.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:06 PM BSTWhat kind of stump?
>_< 
Quote: Moonstone @ October 26 2009, 5:13 PM BST>_<
Finally!!!!
I lol'd too, Ellie. But in real life
My mother complaining that I have a "gay" left arm. Apparently whilst my right arm is very heterosexual, sitting in front of the telly all evening watching darts, my left arm is out touring the gay clubs and bars late into the night.
I've now become quite self-conscious of my "gay" left arm, which (although she isn't homophobic) mother worries will give people the wrong impression. It seems when I'm talking it flounces around limp-wristedly... 
Any cures for "gay left arm disease", anyone? Perhaps I could go to one of those American Christian fundamentalists who will cure it and make it straight again? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 12:52 AM BSTMy mother complaining that I have a "gay" left arm. Apparently whilst my right arm is very heterosexual, sitting in front of the telly all evening watching darts, my left arm is out touring the gay clubs and bars late into the night.
I've now become quite self-conscious of my "gay" left arm, which (although she isn't homophobic) mother worries will give people the wrong impression. It seems when I'm talking it flounces around limp-wristedly...
Any cures for "gay left arm disease", anyone? Perhaps I could go to one of those American Christian fundamentalists who will cure it and make it straight again?
Put it in a sling.
Problem solved plus loads of sympathy especially if you say you broke it falling out of a tree whilst trying to rescue a six week old fluffy little kitten !
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 27 2009, 1:07 AM BSTPut it in a sling.
Problem solved plus loads of sympathy especially if you say you broke it falling out of a tree whilst trying to rescue a six week old fluffy little kitten !
Didn't that strangler (Ted Bundy?) used to do that?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTDidn't that strangler (Ted Bundy?) used to do that?
Curses ! Foiled again !
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTDidn't that strangler (Ted Bundy?) used to do that?
Think so, yes. Good idea. I think the psychotic would-be transsexual in Silence Of The Lambs used the ploy to lure Katherine into his van as well. So if it worked for him...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 1:21 AM BSTThink so, yes. Good idea. I think the psychotic would-be transsexual in Silence Of The Lambs used the ploy to lure Katherine into his van as well. So if it worked for him...
Yeah it's the old "I'm 'armless, me" sympathy thing.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 27 2009, 1:23 AM BSTYeah it's the old "I'm 'armless, me" sympathy thing.
I'm slightly worried that my left arm would get restless and start trying to strangle rent boys in the manner of Dennis Nilsen.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 1:24 AM BSTI'm slightly worried that my left arm would get restless and start trying to strangle rent boys in the manner of Dennis Nilsen.
Just don't let them fall asleep on your sofa. Pick ones with imsomnia.