Quote: Moonstone @ October 26 2009, 10:01 PM BSTIt just needed to be 'size', not 'font size'.
I knew you'd turn up if I was having a'size' query! 
Famous people you have met... Page 11
Quote: AngieBaby @ October 26 2009, 10:08 PM BSTI knew you'd turn up if I was having a'size' query!
No need to call me that! 
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2009, 9:47 PM BSTThat would be Uruguay then would it ?
Perhaps you are unaware I am a mind traveler. 
Is your book out yet Dr Mato?
Quote: Marc P @ October 27 2009, 1:14 AM BSTIs your book out yet Dr Mato?
It is in the hands of my editor. Not out but I have finished my parts. 
My luck it will go straight to the discount bin, 
Quote: Dr Mato @ October 27 2009, 1:20 AM BSTIt is in the hands of my editor. Not out but I have finished my parts.
My luck it will go straight to the discount bin,
As long as you got a big advance!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 26 2009, 7:56 PM BSTI like to say this story as much as I can .... Lucy Porter once bought me two drinks as we chatted about Comedy as her gig got cancelled but they forgot to tell her.
I bummed a fag off Lucy last year.
That sounds saucier than I intended.
But the rumours are true, she's a f**king bitch and everyone hates her*
*Not true. Not even a rumour. She's lovely. I love her. What can I say? 
Famous (or famous-ish) people I have met (no particular order) Keith Chegwin (tenuous), George Carey (former Archbishop of Canterbury), Matt Lucas, Al Murray, Milton Jones, Mark Lamarr, Jo Brand, Chris Tarrant (treated him for a cold), Davy Jones (The Monkees), Julian Barratt, Ben Elton, Damon Hill, Gary Glitter (Paul Gadd, when I was a young boy), Harry Hill, Henry Cooper, Derek Fairhead (Charlie from Casualty), Ash Atalla, Jeremy Dyson, Simon Pegg, Ray Galton, Bruce Foxton, Dave Gilmour, George Best, Chris Evans, Stephen Mangan, Tony Blair, Terry Scott, Frankie Howerd, June Brown (Dot Cotton), Tricky (from Massive Attack) and most of the Arsenal first team 1992-93, plus legend Charlie George. Victor Spinetti, Liz Fraser, Jim Davidson... Oh, and took and scored a couple of penalities against Gordon Banks as a kid.
I probably mentioned these when this thread first started, but here are the best ones:
President Bush I
President Gore
President Bush II
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
Pete Townshend
Matt Groening
Milla Jovovich
And lots of musicians and actors/actresses in L.A.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 2:27 AM BSTJulian Barratt
Describe please!
Quote: zooo @ October 27 2009, 2:37 AM BSTDescribe please!
I did a gig with him once, around about 1992/3. He was quiet yet polite, stayed around for a pint (I think). Can't remember much about his set, but I'm sure it was better than mine. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2009, 2:40 AM BSTI did a gig with him once, around about 1992/3. He was quiet yet polite, stayed around for a pint (I think). Can't remember much about his set, but I'm sure it was better than mine.
Ooooooooooooooh.
Quote: zooo @ October 27 2009, 2:43 AM BSTOoooooooooooooh.
He didn't have any facial hair at that time, what else am I supposed to remember? 
That was a real ooh!
You have done well, Dr. Tim.
Robert Kennedy jr.
Liberace
Chris Rock
Donny Osmond
Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs)
They Might Be Giants
Ani DeFranco
Not an impressive list, but I like it.