Took me a while to realise why all of Roodeye's original posts have disappeared.
Now I see why!
Feel like I've just witnessed an episode of Eastenders. Only it's better written and had a more rewarding plot and a great cliffhanger
Will Roodeye return? 
Quote: Minty @ October 26 2009, 1:54 PM BSTWill Roodeye return?
Not in any significant way, Minty.
I'm still around but I've determined to be non-provocative here in future - which, for me, is pretty much the same thing as not writing anything.
You may recall my "Apple Ducking Song". On another well-known writers' forum, I was banned for posting it (why ?????) and yet it was welcomed here. Strange place, the Internet. It's so easy to anatagonise people accidentally.
On a more positive note, one of world's most prestigious newspapers has just reviewed my latest publication and described it as 'brilliant'. Yes, I could be lying about that - but I'm not.
So, I'll continue to hang around on the outskirts of BCG if that's okay. There are some exceedingly funny people here. I'd like to pop in occasionally and have a read. 
Jesus! he's done it again 
What is your problem Rood????? why can't you post stuff in harmony?
I shall lay my points with skill and wit
Help make them think, develop a bit
Then attack and spread disharmony
So they all end up pissed off with me
Frustrate and twist until they sigh
I wish that you'd f**k off Roodeye
And now he has 
No he's not
From another forum Rood
I think it sys it all mate.
As long as it doesn't start getting silly again I'm glad to have him back. Whatever we think about the guy there was never a dull moment when he was around. 
Quote: Aaron @ October 25 2009, 4:38 PM BSTPersonal attacks, no matter how thickly or thinly veiled, are not appreciated.
Ha! I'll have to remember that.
So are you all Chortle has-beans then?
Quote: Roodeye @ October 26 2009, 2:26 PM BSTI'm still around but I've determined to be non-provocative here in future - which, for me, is pretty much the same thing as not writing anything.
So, I'll continue to hang around on the outskirts of BCG if that's okay. There are some exceedingly funny people here. I'd like to pop in occasionally and have a read.
But why did you delete all your work (and some of your posts)?
It's a shame really!
Quote: Morrace @ October 26 2009, 8:04 PM BSTBut why did you delete all your work (and some of your posts)?
It's a shame really!
People ganged up on hom so he took his football home. It was our punishment.
Quote: Marc P @ October 26 2009, 8:08 PM BSTPeople ganged up on hom so he took his football home. It was our punishment.
I wasn't one of those who 'ganged up' on him.
A bit unfair. Why punish me? I liked him.
Quote: Morrace @ October 26 2009, 8:11 PM BSTI wasn't one of those who 'ganged up' on him.
A bit unfair. Why punish me? I liked him.
I'd rather someone called me a c**t in letters and words rather than in *s. Or even did so to my face, as I brandished a fist and a broken bottle.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 24 2009, 11:22 PM BSTI wouldn't say they are set out properly though, going by what I've been taught on a script writing MA (taught by professional writers, producers and directors)and from selling sketches to the BBC and attending their workshops.
But have you learnt how to spell squirrel yet?
Moving on, how come I never get in fights on here?
Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:35 PM BSTBut have you learnt how to spell squirrel yet?
I have for important stuff, like my Squirrel Question Time sketch broadcast on Tilt!
Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:35 PM BSTMoving on, how come I never get in fights on here?
Post as a woman who has their own opinions and maybe you will.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 26 2009, 9:38 PM BSTPost as a woman who has their own opinions and maybe you will.
Do you believe in post-feminism?
Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:45 PM BSTDo you believe in post-feminism?
I do, but it seems a hell of a lot of people haven't.
What's the male equivalent of feminism? Maleism?
Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 9:48 PM BSTWhat's the male equivalent of feminism? Maleism?
I think it was just called 'the world' or 'life'. It's only in very, very recent history that women have (almost) enjoyed the same rights as men.