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The holocaust was quite impressive, how did you manage to pull that off in on Sunday afternoon?

You are Hitler, right?

Quote: Leevil @ October 26 2009, 5:22 PM BST

The holocaust was quite impressive, how did you manage to pull that off in on Sunday afternoon?

You are Hitler, right?

:O :O

Retract that statment at once Leevil! Could Hitler have come up with 17 Cottercasts? I think not!

Don't worry James, when you're a Hollywood big shot, you can have Leevil stuffed and mounted.

Like Steven Spielberg did with Jesus?

I think a Cottercast update is long overdue. Whilst James has been Spicing up his hair we have been pulling ours out.

Does he have a female fan group I wonder calling themselves The Spicer Girls?

Quote: Marc P @ October 26 2009, 5:31 PM BST

Does he have a female fan group I wonder calling themselves The Spicer Girls?

We call them Cotty Totty round these parts.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 26 2009, 5:32 PM BST

We call them Cotty Totty round these parts.

:D

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 26 2009, 4:52 PM BST

Is Cotter a character?

Replace 'haracter' with 'unt' and then yes.

Quote: Ben @ October 26 2009, 7:07 PM BST

Replace 'haracter' with 'unt' and then yes.

Unimpressed

Quote: James Cotter @ October 26 2009, 7:10 PM BST

Unimpressed

;)

Quote: James Cotter @ October 26 2009, 7:10 PM BST

Unimpressed

Fear not James, they only attack you because they love you - like that bloke who punched Leona Lewis.

Take it as a compliment that you can generate so much raw emotion from jaded BCG posters. At least you're not being ignored.

Who the hell are you?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 26 2009, 7:18 PM BST

Fear not James, they only attack you because they love you - like that bloke who punched Leona Lewis.

Take it as a compliment that you can generate so much raw emotion from jaded BCG posters. At least you're not being ignored.

You know that bloke got sectioned don't you?

Quote: James Cotter @ October 26 2009, 7:20 PM BST

You know that bloke got sectioned don't you?

Any similarity to events or characters in real life are purely coincidental. Whistling nnocently

Aaron! Can we have a "wanker" emoticon?

Quote: bigfella @ October 26 2009, 7:24 PM BST

Aaron! Can we have a "wanker" emoticon?

Like this?

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Tee hee hee!

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