British Comedy Guide

Sports Quickies

EXT. DAY. SPORTS FIELD.

A MAN STARTS HIS RUN TOWARDS THE HIGH JUMP FRAME.

THE BAR IS POSITIONED FAIRLY LOW.

HE DOES A BACK FLIP.

THE BAR IS KNOCKED OFF AS HE IS A HUNCHBACK.

INT. DAY. WRESTLING RING.

CLOSE UP OF REF:
Break, break!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL TWO PAIRS OF SIAMESE TWINS WRESTLING.

EXT. DAY. RUNNING TRACK.

A NUMBER OF HEAVILY PIERCED MEN ARE CROUCHED DOWN.

AFTER A GUN IS FIRED THEY SPRINT UP THE TRACK.

THEY START SLOWING DOWN.

CAMERA PAN TO HUGE MAGNET.

:D I shouldn't laugh,I'm a hunch front.

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