I rather like your brother's pumpkin's lone tooth.
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Quote: don rushmore @ October 26 2009, 3:52 PM BSTGiven that your brother is only ten, I'll let him off. But as for your boyfriend...
To be fair - he is terrible at things like that... and sport... and well anything.
Quote: zooo @ October 26 2009, 3:55 PM BSTI rather like your brother's pumpkin's lone tooth.
Yeah, he said he wanted just one. Then he drew the eyebrows on which made me laugh. Kind of a goofy pumpkin.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:55 PM BSTTo be fair - he is terrible at things like that... and sport... and well anything.
Not good at anything? Seems like an ideal candidate to join The BCG. 
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:55 PM BSTTo be fair - he is terrible at things like that... and sport... and well anything.
Does he have a big cock?
Quote: Leevil @ October 25 2009, 3:33 PM BST.
Fascinating.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 25 2009, 3:38 PM BSTIt was my rampant Socialist-bashing this time.
Ace.
Quote: Leevil @ October 26 2009, 4:07 PM BSTDoes he have a big cock?
Today the elastic on my boxer shorts went while I was in town. Was a nightmare, I could feel them down near my knees. I was walking like one of those punks on the Boosh.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 26 2009, 5:09 PM BSTToday the elastic on my boxer shorts went while I was in town. Was a nightmare, I could feel them down near my knees. I was walking like one of those punks on the Boosh.
Quote: Aaron @ October 26 2009, 1:33 PM BSTYou are wrong. And YOU have an annoying face.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 5:04 PM BSTHe calls him Winky.
Reminds me of my cock 
Roo got her wig today for her halloween costume but is gonna to have to play with it a bit so it looks right.
And she missed her 10,000th post!
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 25 2009, 4:00 PM BSTTim can report that Windows 7 is proving lovely to use so far. Too early to say that Microsoft may have got this one right, but everything seems to work, and work very quickly and slickly at that. My laptop seems to be literally skipping around happily, after groaning under the weight of Vista for so long. They definitely have produced a system which isn't constantly demanding more and more RAM.
Brillopads. I bought a new laptop yesterday with it on - no great change to the setup process from Beta or RC1, although obviously this was just a fresh configuration rather than upgrade.
All very mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 8:42 PM BSTOW!
Roo sneezed so hard, she fell off her chair and bumped her botty and head!
Had you just highly polished both your chair and you bum?!
I just tried using an XP laptop and most of the problems were down the the lack of the owners maintenance, but f**k me, it gave me a headache, and I remember XP being quite good when I owned it personally.
I do hope 7 has brought Windows into something new and usable for times such as these. Because judging by past experience, it's making choosing a new laptop really quite hard.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 25 2009, 10:43 PM BSTYes, yes, yes. But did you cry!!?
Does Gavin have tear ducts? 
Quote: Moonstone @ October 25 2009, 11:14 PM BSTUnless they play Bright Eyes.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:10 PM BSTEllie did pumpkin heads with her 10 year old brother and 27 year old boyfriend at the weekend. Neither of them had done them before.
WTF?!?!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2009, 3:30 PM BSTHa - very right.
'Cos it looks like you.