CAMERA FOCUSSED ON TWO BLOKES STANDING CHATTING IN A LIVING ROOM
BLOKE 1: “So as you can see I have bought myself a couple of new loud speakers”.
BLOKE 2: “Bang and Olufsen you say?”
BLOKE 1: “Yep, I wanted the best”
BLOKE 2: “Are you going to leave them both there either side of the tele”.
BLOKE 1: “I think so, it should project the sound into the room better”.
BLOKE 2: “ Yeah, how do they work?”
BLOKE 1: “You just have to (BLOKE 1 LEANS FORWARD) press here”.
CAMERA PANS ROUND TO SHOW THAT THERE ARE TWO GUYS STOOD EITHER SIDE OF THE TV STANDING TO ATTENTION LIKE THEY ARE ON GUARD DUTY. BLOKE 1 POKES THE RIGHT HAND
ONE IN THE STOMACH, THE RIGHT HAND LOUD SPEAKER SAYS THE FOLLOWING VERY LOUDLY
RIGHT LOUD SPEAKER: “Aye up Ethel the kettles boiling!”.
BLOKE 2: “Wow he is a loud speaker alright, is that Bang is it?”
BLOKE 1: (POINTING TO THE GUY ON THE LEFT OF THE TV THEN THE ONE TO THE RIGHT) “No mate that is Bang, and that is Olufsen”.
BLOKE 2: “Olufsen didn’t sound very Swedish to me, it was more sort of northern. I don’t think these are the real deal mate you’ve been shafted I reckon.”
BLOKE 1: “Bastard!”.
