British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 530

It can be done. ;)

Burn him!

My water purifier doesn't fit in my fridge. :(

Parked in the middle of the driveway is a police car. Parked in such a way that several other parked cars can't move for lack of room.

One guy is waiting, ready to drive away and can't. I personally am not pissed off, but the man wanting to get going is looking mightily hacked off. He's pacing up and down, looking at his watch.

And who knows where he has to be. Maybe his wife is giving birth, or he has a plane to catch, or he's late for Mass. Or maybe he is the person the cops are looking for. :D

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ October 25 2009, 12:33 AM BST

Parked in the middle of the driveway is a police car. Parked in such a way that several other parked cars can't move for lack of room.

One guy is waiting, ready to drive away and can't. I personally am not pissed off, but the man wanting to get going is looking mightily hacked off. He's pacing up and down, looking at his watch.

And who knows where he has to be. Maybe his wife is giving birth, or he has a plane to catch, or he's late for Mass. Or maybe he is the person the cops are looking for. :D

:O :O :O :O :O :O

The only cops I ever see are ones that want coffee or tea. Smarmy

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 25 2009, 1:03 AM BST

:O :O :O :O :O :O

The only cops I ever see are ones that want coffee or tea. Smarmy

:D

We very rarely saw the Police in this area up until the last few years. Anti-social behaviour has increased. I don't envy what they have to put up with. I'll put the coffee on just in case. :)

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ October 25 2009, 1:17 AM BST

:D

We very rarely saw the Police in this area up until the last few years. Anti-social behaviour has increased. I don't envy what they have to put with. I'll put the coffee on just in case. :)

Yeah I've heard you've got some nasty tattood crack headed wallaby eaters over there. Seriously I'm not being funny.

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 25 2009, 1:19 AM BST

Yeah I've heard you've got some nasty tattood crack headed wallaby eaters over there. Seriously I'm not being funny.

Sounds accurate.

Damn it...IT will Happen.

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 25 2009, 1:19 AM BST

Seriously I'm not being funny.

Agreed.

Quote: don rushmore @ October 25 2009, 1:26 AM BST

Agreed.

Another one bites the dust.

Never mind biting the dust, I hate nail biters!

Girl sitting across from me bites her nails constantly, it's so unhygienic, and she makes the nastiest noises and pulls the weirdest faces as she tries to shove her entire fist in her mouth.

Even though her fingers are bleeding she's still at it.

Gross!

*slowly moves hand away from mouth*

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 26 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Never mind biting the dust, I hate nail biters!

Girl sitting across from me bites her nails constantly, it's so unhygienic, and she makes the nastiest noises and pulls the weirdest faces as she tries to shove her entire fist in her mouth.

Even though her fingers are bleeding she's still at it.

Gross!

My boyfriend bites his little finger nail - and it makes me want to throw up! :(

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 26 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Never mind biting the dust, I hate nail biters!

Toenail biters as well? Or just finger ones? Errr

Share this page