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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 22

Tim can't claim me RC. I am my own woman!

Well until someone sticks a flag pole in me.

[Insert joke here]

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 9:29 PM BST

Sorry, I found that on the same site as Tim's

Tim's...?

Cock?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 9:29 PM BST
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Do you have his number??

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 25 2009, 9:30 PM BST

Do you have his number??

How dare you assume I would! :O Angelic

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 25 2009, 9:30 PM BST

Do you have his number??

:D

Ian! Is that a PORK sausage? :O

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 10:54 PM BST

Ian! Is that a PORK sausage? :O

It's a pork and black pudding sausage, with cheese, boiled in milk, with a lovely lobster sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm, tastes like hell! Angelic

I am 99% certain to be attending. As is zooo.

Quote: Aaron @ October 26 2009, 6:33 PM BST

I am 99% certain to be attending. As is zooo.

You and her royal zoooness have been added big man!

I'll be there. Unless I win the lottery or something...

Dan

swertyD just like Tenacious D, your destiny has been picked.

i.e. You've been added to the list pimp daddy - now give me some skin soul brother.

I can't come. My very good friend is having a party bus party for her birthday and I must go to that. Very gutted. :(

For all those BCG'rs that don't live in London and surrounding areas and are looking for an alternative nearer Manchester (Coventry the North, PHAA!!) my mums going out on Thursday 10th of December with my auntie Brenda and she said that I can have three friends round, (sorry first come first served).

I'll supply the vimto and the chippy only next door but one.

Book now to avoid disappointment.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 27 2009, 1:48 PM BST

I can't come. My very good friend is having a party bus party for her birthday and I must go to that. Very gutted. :(

What is a party bus party?

Quote: Crusty427 @ October 27 2009, 2:09 PM BST

For all those BCG'rs that don't live in London and surrounding areas and are looking for an alternative nearer Manchester (Coventry the North, PHAA!!) my mums going out on Thursday 10th of December with my auntie Brenda and she said that I can have three friends round, (sorry first come first served).

I'll supply the vimto and the chippy only next door but one.

Book now to avoid disappointment.

Noted and the information has been sent out to everyone via Facebook. Expect a larger then normal turn out...and you might want to hide your Mum's wedding dress. ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ October 27 2009, 1:48 PM BST

I can't come. My very good friend is having a party bus party for her birthday and I must go to that. Very gutted. :(

What?! No Ellie Bewbie Hugs?! I'm gutted. :(

Oh well, if your bus full of drunken females goes past Holborn, stop in for a quick one...and a drink. (Yes, I'm recycling jokes to reduce my carbon footprint)

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