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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 19

My own mother was nearly a bunny you know!

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 25 2009, 3:50 PM BST

*stuffs lettuce leaves down trousers*

I don't like this tossed salad very much...

Leevil!

Hi Leevil. Wave

Not in a posing way, she interviewed for a job at the playboy club and was offered it but she then turned it down because she felt uneasy about the way some of the girls were treated by the guys.

:O

Hi Badge!

Wave

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 3:52 PM BST

My own mother was nearly a bunny you know!

What happened, did she fail the final rigorous "sexy cocktail party" exam and miss out on being given her ears? :(

Quote: Leevil @ October 25 2009, 3:53 PM BST

I don't like this tossed salad very much...

:D

Plus she reckons Victor Lownes made a pass at her.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 3:54 PM BST

but the then turned it down because she felt uneasy about the way some of the girls were treated by the guys.

No. Were they treating the Bunnies as sex objects or something? :O

Tim Walker and Badge, your names have been engraved upon the honour stone of eternal victory.

Excelsior!

My mother didn't mind being looked at but she didn't want to be touched. Despite that being the policy with Bunnies, while the customers were strictly hands off, the men who ran the club didn't follow that rule so much.

I don't like being reminded my mother was once this glamourous beauty in a bikini because I see her now in her big fleece slippers and false teeth.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 4:02 PM BST

I don't like being reminded my mother was once this glamourous beauty in a bikini because I see her now in her big fleece slippers and false teeth.

Just like my Dad. :(

Your Dad was a bunny girl? How did he find the costume?

I'd make a rubbish bunny. I don't have the looks or the grace and I drop things. Plus I do have one braincell. That's one two many.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 4:06 PM BST

Your Dad was a bunny girl? How did he find the costume?

He found it sexy yet demeaning. The other Bunnies recognised him as an "outsider" and he was ostracised from the warren, having to sleep in a hollow tree trunk instead.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 4:06 PM BST

I'd make a rubbish bunny. I don't have the looks or the grace and I drop things. Plus I do have one braincell. That's one two many.

*mental picture* :D

Poor Bunny Walker :(.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2009, 4:18 PM BST

Poor Bunny Walker :(.

He had one mate, a bloke dressed as a baby deer, whose Mum sadly got shot by hunters. :(

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