Man of Mystery (poem/song)
Quote: Roodeye @ October 23 2009, 9:26 PM BSTNow, each and every place I go I keep a low profile.
I conduct myself with secrecy and no small degree of guile.
I sport sunglasses all day long and keep them on at night
And if we meet you'll hear me say that 'You ain't seen me, right?'I said "You ain't seen me, right?
You ain't seen me, right?'
If you don't want to land yourself in the shite
Then you ain't seen me, right?You might find me in Birmingham, I might show up in Bath.
Sometimes you'll find me lookin' glum, sometimes I'll have a laff.
It could be that I'm making love, I might be in a fight
But there's one thing you need to know – it's 'You ain't seen me, right?'Wherever I am, I ain't been there
Remember that and I'll treat you fair
Forget it, son, and you'd better beware
Cos I'll set fire to your bleedin' hair!Now, you ain't seen me, right?
I said you ain't seen me, right?'
If you don't want to land yourself in the shite
Then you ain't seen me, right?Oi!
Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 9:38 PM BST
Brilliant, Roodeye! Gotta tune for it??
Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 9:38 PM BST
Brilliant, Roodeye! Gotta tune for it??
In my head, I know exactly how it goes.
It'd be perfect for Chas and Dave if they're still alive. 
Quote: Roodeye @ October 23 2009, 9:42 PM BSTIn my head, I know exactly how it goes.
It'd be perfect for Chas and Dave if they're still alive.
Perfect for Dave (assuming it's in 'Gertcha/Rabbit style)
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