Oh...can't we call it 'Shag'?
BCG Cat. Page 2
Quote: Scottidog @ October 23 2009, 8:07 PM BSTOh...can't we call it 'Shag'?
Fine - but it's the only Shag Sootyj's gonna get!
Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 8:10 PM BSTWhatever you call it - it's the only pussy Sootyj's gonna get!
Morrace, I was waiting for the pussy gag to come up, I was going to do it myself..but, y'know.
I <3 a hairy pussy Morrace.
(nice one)
Quote: Scottidog @ October 23 2009, 8:19 PM BSTI <3 a hairy pussy Morrace.
So do I - the trouble is, when I perform cunnilingus on them, I cough up fur balls.
I cough up a penalty and a court case, normally.
I've found a stray.
Can we keep him.. Please!
You can have a cat and I shall throw in the food
Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 8:10 PM BSTFine - but it's the only Shag Sootyj's gonna get!
It'll be the shag everyone can share...
Like when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:01 PM BSTLike when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.
We should call it Jake Mehow. 
How would you resist kicking it death?
I don't kick pussy, I lick pussy 
You'd lick Jake How? No wander he left.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:20 PM BSTYou'd lick Jake How? No wander he left.
I suppose wandering is one way he could have left.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:01 PM BSTLike when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.
Hey! Leave Dolly out of this!