*sniggers*
No, seriously Lee, I like to think of myself as the thinking man's Vernon Kay.
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Now who's over-estimating you?
Quote: Leevil @ October 23 2009, 1:05 AM BSTNow who's over-estimating you?
Not good-looking like Vernon, of course. With that gormless, loveable, "Mummy I done a poo!" face of his.
Not much of a boast, is it? "I'm cleverer than Vernon Kay".
Chipolata's still thinking about the girl in the short dress from yesterday. By crikey, that was some fine thigh meat on display! 
Quote: chipolata @ October 23 2009, 10:05 AM BSTChipolata's still thinking about the girl in the short dress from yesterday. By crikey, that was some fine thigh meat on display!
There was a girl in a short dress yesterday? OMG!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 23 2009, 10:06 AM BSTThere was a girl in a short dress yesterday? OMG!
She was quite forward and weirdly sexual with me. It left me quite winded.
Quote: chipolata @ October 23 2009, 10:09 AM BSTShe was quite forward and weirdly sexual with me. It left me quite winded.
And did you reply in a commensurate manner? Or shit your pants.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 23 2009, 10:11 AM BSTAnd did you reply in a commensurate manner? Or shit your pants.
How dare you suggest the mighty Chipolata is actually afraid of sexually provocative women! Yep, I shit my pants.
Quote: chipolata @ October 23 2009, 10:16 AM BSTHow dare you suggest the mighty Chipolata is actually afraid of sexually provocative women! Yep, I shit my pants.
I will send you my instruction manual on how to be successful with the ladies. You'll be drowning in gash!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 23 2009, 10:19 AM BSTI will send you my instruction manual on how to be successful with the ladies. You'll be drowning in gash!
Please do! I'll be back Monday, looking forward to swimming in a Gash Ocean. 
Ellie was really late for work this morning - because she was having sex with her boyfriend.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:15 AM BSTEllie was really late for work this morning - because she was having sex with her boyfriend.
Wow. That's...Certainly honest.
No more details Ellie? I'm a good listener.