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Quote: Nogget @ October 22 2009, 2:14 PM BST

Is it incest if gay siblings have sex?

No.

Why, what have you been up to, Nogget?

Quote: Leevil @ October 22 2009, 2:16 PM BST

Why, what have you been up to, Nogget?

Don't make a big thing of it Lee, I'm curious to see if Nogget has been furiously banging his twin for the last 2 weeks.

Quote: Gavin @ October 22 2009, 2:19 PM BST

Don't make a big thing of it Lee, I'm curious to see if Nogget has been furiously banging his twin for the last 2 weeks.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nogget @ October 22 2009, 2:14 PM BST

Is it incest if gay siblings have sex?

Yes it is. As a small child, I once witnessed two young brothers humping each other. I was repulsed. They were brothers, for God's sake.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 22 2009, 11:40 PM BST

I was repulsed. They were brothers, for God's sake.

They were black?

Quote: Leevil @ October 23 2009, 12:43 AM BST

They were black?

No, they were siblings, white Australians. Must have been about 13 years old. I was a few years younger and ran away. And never spoke of it again until now.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 23 2009, 1:48 AM BST

No, they were siblings, white Australians. Must have been about 13 years old. I was a few years younger and ran away. And never spoke of it again until now.

:O

Ever been curious to find out what became of them?

Quote: Kenneth @ October 23 2009, 1:48 AM BST

No, they were siblings, white Australians. Must have been about 13 years old. I was a few years younger and ran away. And never spoke of it again until now.

F**k!! Whereabouts in Oz did you grow up?

Are you sure you didn't misunderstand a heimlich manouevre?

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 2:15 AM BST

Are you sure you didn't misunderstand a heimlich manouevre?

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 23 2009, 2:10 AM BST

Ever been curious to find out what became of them?

No. I disliked them intensely. They were too verbose and high class (loaded, landed gentry parents). And frighteningly gay.

Quote: catskillz @ October 23 2009, 2:11 AM BST

F**k!! Whereabouts in Oz did you grow up?

First in Indonesia. Then in southern Australia.

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 2:15 AM BST

Are you sure you didn't misunderstand a heimlich manouevre?

Quite sure. They were arguing poshly about whose turn it was to be giving and whose turn to be receiving.

So how did you happen to witness this, were they doing it out in public?

I recently moved back in with my mum. Some things never change. Good home cooking, clothes washed and she still has cold feet and nicks all the duvet.

Quote: Nogget @ October 23 2009, 8:54 AM BST

So how did you happen to witness this, were they doing it out in public?

I was young. There was an outdoor party out in the countryside somewhere. Myself and another kid were exploring (innocently walking about, looking for rabbits, snakes or lizards, as you do in the countryside), when we found the two brothers getting dirty inside a shed. Rather than stop what they were doing, the two of them explained what they were doing (I forget the exact words they used) and then started squabbling about whose turn it was to be "giving". My friend and I watched with mortified fascination for a few moments and then skedaddled.

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