You must be Jo King, right? Jo King? Get it? Joking? Jo king? Hey? Hey? Why do I bother!
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Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2009, 1:17 PM BSTYou must be Jo King, right? Jo King? Get it? Joking? Jo king? Hey? Hey? Why do I bother!
Bother reading the thread from the beginning you mean? 
Quote: Marc P @ October 22 2009, 1:17 PM BSTBother reading the thread from the beginning you mean?
I've just done it and seen your joke. 
anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaay............. hmmmmmmmmm
Yup... still no acknowledgement.
Marc - Your moanalogue was absolutely brilliant - cleverly written, very witty and intelligent... I would love to use it when I next need a monologue, with your permission of course?
Although in my defence I subverted the joke by actually making me the target of it, i.e, someone who's told a bad joke. Whereas you just delivered it up as if it were a masterclass in comedy writing.
Monologue? I thought you wanted two-handers? 60 minutes long?
Quote: Joanna King @ October 22 2009, 1:25 PM BSTMarc - Your moanalogue was absolutely brilliant - cleverly written, very witty and intelligent... I would love to use it when I next need a monologue, with your permission of course?
You see this is the sort of acknowledgement I like! 
Of course you can use it.
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2009, 1:26 PM BSTAlthough in my defence I subverted the joke by actually making me the target of it, i.e, someone who's told a bad joke. Whereas you just delivered it up as if it were a masterclass in comedy writing.
Monologue? I thought you wanted two-handers? 60 minutes long?
Timing is everything in comedy Chip! 
The Jo King jokes have indeed been done before:
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1692
Joanne - did you use anything from the last request?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 22 2009, 2:16 PM BSTThe Jo King jokes have indeed been done before:
You people! You want new freshly minted comedy day in day out! 
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2009, 2:22 PM BSTYou people! You want new freshly minted comedy day in day out!
I know her Uncle Nosmo is pretty famous.
Quote: Marc P @ October 22 2009, 2:23 PM BSTI know her Uncle Nosmo is pretty famous.
Very good. That was like The Usual Suspects of jokes. I had to think about it a minute before it made any sense.
Is there payment?
Or her Chinese uncle Foo.
Quote: Loopey @ October 22 2009, 3:09 PM BSTIs there payment?
"Always the dollars. Always the f**king dollars..." 