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I read the news today oh boy! Page 32

Quote: Kenneth @ October 16 2009, 1:19 PM BST

Taxi!

Hearse*

Laughing out loud at least someone understand how serious this 'sport' should be taken.

I was shocked to read about Leona Lewis being punched in the face.

She's so sweet and seems to keep a low profile, it must have shaken her terribly.

Who'd want to be a celebrity with all those weirdos wanting to harm you?

Queueing up to punch someone though. How British is that? :D

Nil does not advocate violence in any way.

Unless it's against Jim Davidson.

Steve Brooksteins thinking
"I wish someone would want to punch me in the face"

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 16 2009, 8:20 PM BST

Steve Brooksteins thinking
"I wish someone would want to punch me in the face"

He probably spends his days punching his own face.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2009, 8:21 PM BST

He probably spends his days punching his own face.

:D

Mixed-race marriage refusal in U.S. draws complaint
:O Home circumcision of 4-year-old ends in conviction
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Quote: Curt @ October 16 2009, 10:38 PM BST

Mixed-race marriage refusal in U.S. draws complaint
:O

Blimey, has he been asleep for the last hundred years?

Home circumcision of 4-year-old ends in conviction
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Ouch?

This is perhaps one of the best news stories I've ever read: Large Hadron Collider 'Being Sabotaged from the Future'

Quote: Curt @ October 20 2009, 4:16 AM BST

This is perhaps one of the best news stories I've ever read: Large Hadron Collider 'Being Sabotaged from the Future'

Bloody Timelord hooligans!

Hope they give him a temporal spatial ASBO.

Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2009, 7:27 AM BST

Bloody Timelord hooligans!

Hope they give him a temporal spatial ASBO.

Laughing out loud Let's hope it was the doctor doing stopping it and not the Master!

STOP PRESS!!!!!!!!

Cocaine Use Rife In The Media :O

In other news...

'Bears thought to defaecate in woods'
'Pope revealed to be Catholic'

(with apologies to Private Eye)

Balloon Boy Dad "Wants An Apocalypse Bunker"

Cool. :)

Mr Balloon Boy wanted to build a bunker to "protect" him and his family when the sun explodes (in 2012 apparently). Have to be a bloody good bunker. :D

That nutcase would want a bunker...

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