The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 16
Hey Ellie, did you enjoy your holiday as much as I enjoyed mine? 
I don't think we could've had more opposite intentions as what kind of holiday we went on. 
I got stoned out of my head and watched numerous sex shows... how was Amsterdam?
We went skiing, surfing, mountain climbing and I wore a giant cock and balls on my head most of the time. It was excellent!
Good. 
All of the info is now in the Original Post on page 1 of this thread.
Here's the pubs official website (maybe put it on page 1?):
http://www.the-enterprise.co.uk/
Looks like a right, proper boozer.
Quote: Aaron @ October 21 2009, 12:42 AM BSTJoooooooooooo.
Ehhh? Jo? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 20 2009, 1:11 PM BSTEven thought the pub is called Enterprise, it's not Star Trek themed, so leave the costume at home Sooty.
RC is trying to trick you Sootyj - put on your best Star Trek costume because:
"The Enterprise is mainly frequented by young Trekkies and is an enticing option for a pint with suitably 'suited and gravity-booted' colleagues or fellow Trekkies after a hard day's work. The interior has been updated with a Trek-like corridor, including Okudagram-like lighted panels on the walls. There are two drinking areas, with distinctive windows showing the cosmos outside. At night, The Enterprise's front windows are all aglow with various stars and planets, casting a warm light on the patrons and inviting the weary space-traveller inside."
You'll look silly, Sootyj, if you're the only one there in middle-aged chav clothing.
Quote: Ben @ October 21 2009, 5:38 PM BSTHere's the pubs official website (maybe put it on page 1?):
http://www.the-enterprise.co.uk/
Looks like a right, proper boozer.
Thanks Ben, will do it...now!
Spooky, when I got there, it was already done - as if a mysterious bespectacled or ballon cocked force were at work.
Quote: Morrace @ October 21 2009, 6:09 PM BSTRC is trying to trick you Sootyj - put on your best Star Trek costume because:
"The Enterprise is mainly frequented by young Trekkies and is an enticing option for a pint with suitably 'suited and gravity-booted' colleagues or fellow Trekkies after a hard day's work. The interior has been updated with a Trek-like corridor, including Okudagram-like lighted panels on the walls. There are two drinking areas, with distinctive windows showing the cosmos outside. At night, The Enterprise's front windows are all aglow with various stars and planets, casting a warm light on the patrons and inviting the weary space-traveller inside."
You'll look silly, Sootyj, if you're the only one there in middle-aged chav clothing.
I'll be there unless a better offer comes up.
(A better offer won't come up. Not even a worse offer.)
Quote: Morrace @ October 21 2009, 6:09 PM BSTRC is trying to trick you Sootyj - put on your best Star Trek costume because:
"The Enterprise is mainly frequented by young Trekkies and is an enticing option for a pint with suitably 'suited and gravity-booted' colleagues or fellow Trekkies after a hard day's work. The interior has been updated with a Trek-like corridor, including Okudagram-like lighted panels on the walls. There are two drinking areas, with distinctive windows showing the cosmos outside. At night, The Enterprise's front windows are all aglow with various stars and planets, casting a warm light on the patrons and inviting the weary space-traveller inside."
You'll look silly, Sootyj, if you're the only one there in middle-aged chav clothing.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 21 2009, 6:20 PM BSTI'll be there unless a better offer comes up.
(A better offer won't come up. Not even a worse offer.)
You wanna come out with me instead, sweetlips? 
I'm going to pop in next Friday to see if the barmaids have dressed up in saucy gear for Halloween they have any good non-alcoholic beers for you Tim.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 20 2009, 1:11 PM BSTIt's The Enterprise Pub 38 Red Lion Street, WC1R 4PN.
Hum, 'The Enterprise Pub'... Sounds a like some wanky New Labour-speak for a God awful PFI initiative to run a piss-up in a brewery. Will there be 'Blue Skies Drinking' as well? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 21 2009, 6:22 PM BSTI'm going to pop in next Friday to see if the barmaids have dressed up in saucy gear for Halloween they have any good non-alcoholic beers for you Tim.
Bless you. No problems it they don't. I'll just bring me heroin.
(Don't worry about "good" non-alcoholic beers. If they do one that good enough. Unless it's Kaliber, which is cat's piss.)