Quote: Kenneth @ October 16 2009, 1:19 PM BSTTaxi!
Hearse*
I read the news today oh boy! Page 32
at least someone understand how serious this 'sport' should be taken.
I was shocked to read about Leona Lewis being punched in the face.
She's so sweet and seems to keep a low profile, it must have shaken her terribly.
Who'd want to be a celebrity with all those weirdos wanting to harm you?
Queueing up to punch someone though. How British is that? 
Nil does not advocate violence in any way.
Unless it's against Jim Davidson.
Steve Brooksteins thinking
"I wish someone would want to punch me in the face"
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 16 2009, 8:20 PM BSTSteve Brooksteins thinking
"I wish someone would want to punch me in the face"
He probably spends his days punching his own face.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2009, 8:21 PM BSTHe probably spends his days punching his own face.
Quote: Curt @ October 16 2009, 10:38 PM BST
Blimey, has he been asleep for the last hundred years?
Ouch?
This is perhaps one of the best news stories I've ever read: Large Hadron Collider 'Being Sabotaged from the Future'
Quote: Curt @ October 20 2009, 4:16 AM BSTThis is perhaps one of the best news stories I've ever read: Large Hadron Collider 'Being Sabotaged from the Future'
Bloody Timelord hooligans!
Hope they give him a temporal spatial ASBO.
Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2009, 7:27 AM BSTBloody Timelord hooligans!
Hope they give him a temporal spatial ASBO.
Let's hope it was the doctor doing stopping it and not the Master!
STOP PRESS!!!!!!!!
In other news...
'Bears thought to defaecate in woods'
'Pope revealed to be Catholic'
(with apologies to Private Eye)
Balloon Boy Dad "Wants An Apocalypse Bunker"
Cool. 
Mr Balloon Boy wanted to build a bunker to "protect" him and his family when the sun explodes (in 2012 apparently). Have to be a bloody good bunker.
That nutcase would want a bunker...