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Quote: Moonstone @ October 19 2009, 6:32 PM BST

I know, and Nil kept bullying me :(

You loves it.

Quote: zooo @ October 19 2009, 8:22 PM BST

:O

:(!

Quote: Nogget @ October 17 2009, 4:26 PM BST

Someone just said "The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist the hole". What if you don't count yourself as either optimist or pessimist, what do you see?

A bunch of idiots examining doughnuts very closely.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 6:17 PM BST

I typed in 'help' and got Jam & Jerusalem and Lunch Monkeys, hmmmm!

Because you need help if you download either of those two shows.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 12:41 PM BST

I'm reading Great Expectations, Gav. I had to leave it and then go back to it because I found out I had other things to read first. I was hating it, but now really want to know what happens. I seemingly have managed to shelter myself from knowing the ending of this, despite everyone knowing it I'm sure, so please no one tell me!

I know nothing.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 2:23 PM BST

:( There are 154. All about stupidly similar things.

And he probably didn't write a single one of them.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Ellie is off to play Touch Rugby and has come to the conclusion she is very unhappy in London and is going to move away within a year.

:O

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2009, 2:40 PM BST

I hate the commute to work, I hate how much it costs and basically hate how many people there are here and that I can't go anywhere without bumping into tourists.

A few of those points just mean that you're living in the wrong place in London. Nothing inherent in some of them.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 18 2009, 2:35 PM BST

We had one guy that was so incredibly paranoid he would come into the dining hall on the weekends in street clothes and sit near the large groups of students to see if he came up in conversation. 300lb. man in a bright orange sweater trying to look inconspicuous. Didn't work. We were merciless.

Now that's just plain mean. Bad AndreaLynne. Naughty. Angry

Quote: Moonstone @ October 18 2009, 2:49 PM BST

I would never ever live in London. It's all right for a day out, but why the f**k you'd wanna actually live there....

Because it's the best place ever.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Isn't that still London?

Milton Keynes? It's barely in the south. It's in a South Midlands governmental body.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 18 2009, 2:57 PM BST

One of the first things I said at uni was that I hated Shakespeare and everyone looked at as if I'd just yelled out that I liked wearing lingerie. He's not just over-analysed, he's been over-analysed for 400 years and now way too much is read into every word he wrote when I'm not sure there was meant to be any subtext there at all.

True for so many different things.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 18 2009, 3:00 PM BST

We didn't, I got away with that. You spend your entire school life pre-uni doing that anyway, so it's not as though you never get to read him.

I got away with that. Thank God.

Quote: Aaron @ October 19 2009, 9:11 PM BST

Milton Keynes? It's barely in the south. It's in a South Midlands governmental body.

*shrugs*

Don't listen to Aaron, Milton Keynes is very much in the south. :)
Is 45 mins away from London though, so he's right that it's not London. It's in lovely Buckinghamshire. (A very nice county to live in.)

45 mins from London? That London-y enough for me. :)

Quote: Moonstone @ October 19 2009, 6:15 PM BST

Get one, why not.

Alright for you, Jewboy Moneybags!

It's not Londonnnnnnnnnnnnn!

*shrugs*

Hehehehe

Quote: Moonstone @ October 19 2009, 7:35 PM BST

You are familiar with ancient Scottish then Rob?

Is there such a thing as modern Scotland?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 19 2009, 8:18 PM BST

I really like it at the moment. :$ They just found out that Magwitch is Estella's daddy.

Oh yeah, we can't give it away to you, but you can to us?! Bitch.

Teary

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 19 2009, 9:25 PM BST

*shrugs*

Hehehehe

Unimpressed

Quote: Moonstone @ October 19 2009, 8:22 PM BST

Really? Right at the very end Pip does Miss Havasham up the bum, remember?
Ohhh no, sorry Robyn >_<

Does Anthony Head then come and attempt to kill him?

Quote: Aaron @ October 19 2009, 9:26 PM BST

Does Anthony Head then come and attempt to kill him?

Whilst trying to sell them coffee.

Quote: zooo @ October 19 2009, 9:26 PM BST

Unimpressed

Sorry zooo, I couldn't resist. :D

Quote: Gavin @ October 19 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Whilst trying to sell them coffee.

Heheheh. :D

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